Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Dumbasses of the Day!
Hey THUGS: If you're gonna jack a man for his dog, you might want to run that idea past the dog, first.
Courtesy of BOXERBREED.com
Let's go to San Jacinto, where a guy is out walking his dog.
The Press Enterprise reports two dudes with shaved heads come up to the dog owner and tell him they’re going to take his dog.
Have I mentioned the dog in this story is a BOXER? Those are NOT small dogs. Males get to about 70 pounds, and they're mostly muscle.
Wanna take a guess as to how THIS dognapping is going to turn out?
One of the suspects reportedly punches the dog owner in the face, while the second guy takes the dog’s leash.
But the victim and his dog both fight back, as one of the attempted dog nappers gets socked in the nose, and the OTHER attempted dog napper – the one who grabbed the leash - is attacked by the dog and was seen limping away following several bites in the lower leg.
Hey morons, when you decided to take this dude’s Boxer, how did you think the dog was going to react to seeing his owner get attacked? I guarantee you, if you come up to my wife while she's walking MY dogs, you'll be very lucky if you're able to walk away.
Houston, we have a problem
Dear airline passengers: if you can't sing, STFU!
And a cross-country flight from LA to New York had to make an emergency landing in Kansas City because of Houston.
A passenger refused to stop singing the song I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, so the pilot made the emergency landing to get her off the plane.
I’m not making this up. She was handcuffed by marshalls and removed from the plane.
Yeah, you know your singing blows when you force a jumbo jet to make an emergency landing.
DUMBASS of the WEEKEND
GUYS: If you get SO drunk that you fall on your mom, then pass out ON TOP of HER and leave her pinned to the floor for hours, you've probably ruined her Mother’s Day.
Courtesy of Riverside Police Department
Let’s go to Riverside!
Riverside, Illinois, where 55-year-old Robert Golba was visiting his mom and apparently had to much to drink.
In fact, he got so plastered that he stumbled and FELL on her, breaking her hip and pinning her to the kitchen floor for several hours!
HELP! MY SON HAS FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!
Can you imagine that?
You’ve got your drunk, passed-out son lying on top of you like a pendejo blanket, and you’re stuck there for HOURS?
According to Chicago's CBS2:
" . . . Golba had an order of protection and under the terms of it he was not allowed in the residence under the influence of any drug or alcohol.
The violation of the order of protection did help Riverside police officers make a case against Mr. Golba for injuring his mother,” said Riverside Police Chief Thomas Weitzel in a press release.
Golba was charged with one county of felony violation of order of protection.
What kind of guy sexually assaults a PEACOCK?
Courtesy of Roselle PD
Okay, judging by THAT photo, I could totally see him 'sexually assaulting a peacock.' Let's go outside Chicago to find out more...
According to the Daily Herald:
A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.
David Beckman, 64, of the 600 block of East Devon Avenue, was charged with the crime after police learned the bird died while they were investigating Beckman about an alleged case of indecent solicitation of a child.
Details surrounding the case with the peacock, reportedly named Phyl, were unclear Friday, as investigators said it was part of the case involving the child.
How the peacock teased his owner
Okay, I don't know what's worse - sexually abusing a peacock until it dies, or naming it PHYL. Not PHIL, but PHYL -although, considering what this freak is accused of doing, perhaps FILL would have been more appropriate.