Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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What kind of guy sexually assaults a PEACOCK?
Courtesy of Roselle PD
Okay, judging by THAT photo, I could totally see him 'sexually assaulting a peacock.' Let's go outside Chicago to find out more...
According to the Daily Herald:
A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.
David Beckman, 64, of the 600 block of East Devon Avenue, was charged with the crime after police learned the bird died while they were investigating Beckman about an alleged case of indecent solicitation of a child.
Details surrounding the case with the peacock, reportedly named Phyl, were unclear Friday, as investigators said it was part of the case involving the child.
How the peacock teased his owner
Okay, I don't know what's worse - sexually abusing a peacock until it dies, or naming it PHYL. Not PHIL, but PHYL -although, considering what this freak is accused of doing, perhaps FILL would have been more appropriate.
We LA KINGS fans are still celebrating today after last night's thrilling 2-1 win over the St. Louis Blues, which sends the defending Stanley Cup champions to the 2nd round of the playoffs.
And I can't stop watching the buzzer-beating goal by #25 Dustin Penner that turned out to be the game-winning goal!
Needless to say, that goal caused some serious yelling and screaming at the Pope house in Riverside!
So if I sounded a little hoarse on the air today . . . or at Harlow's Kitchen Concepts in San Bernardino (next to Costco) from 11-1pm, you'll understand!
DUMBASS of the DAY!
GUYS: If your GF has a PRISON RECORD, and looks like COOLIO, you probably shouldn't CUT THE CHEESE in her FACE.
Courtesy of Collier County Sheriff's Office
Let's go to Immakolee, Florida where 37-year-old Deborah Burns was watching TV with her boyfriend when he got up to go to the kitchen.
As he walked right in front of her, he allegedly farted in her face.
Blew the butt tuba
Cut the cheese
Sprayed Chanel #2
Introduced her to Booty and the Blowfish
Floated an air biscuit
Oh, NO HE DIN'T!
Deborah was NOT happy with her BF's rectal blast. According to the Naples Daily News, she pulled the strap out the cut, and threw an 8-inch knife at her lover, cutting him on his arm and abdomen.
She was arrested for aggravated assault, and is being held on $50,000.
Among her previous busts were cocaine possession, failure to pay child support (is she the only woman who's ever been busted for that?) and trespassing.
And as you look at your mug shot, are you asking the same question as me - What did she look like BEFORE he ripped one right in her face?