Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true. 
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below) 
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!! 
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
Back-to-back CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
ONTARIO REIGN!!
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
Download to my ONTARIO REIGN GOAL CALL! ringtone
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SMALL MIRACLE IN OKLAHOMA
I must warn you - the following video may make you cry.
Okay, it WILL make you cry.
The local CBS news affiliate in Oklahoma City was interviewing Barbara Garcia, a survivor of the massive tornado that struck an Oklahoma City suburb, but who lost EVERYTHING ELSE in the process.
Including her dog.
Or so she thought.
WOW.
Will someone please pass me some tissues? There's something in my eye...
Matt Kemp reaches out
The fact Matt Kemp hit only his second homerun of the season last night in the Dodgers' 3-1 win over Milwaukee (giving him only two more homeruns than ME) PALES in comparison with what was/is happening in Oklahoma.
So he's is doing something about it.
Kemp's act of generosity comes shortly after he gave a terminally-ill Dodger fan his hat, jersey and cleats following a Dodger loss in San Francisco. link
Kemp was a middle-schooler in Oklahoma City when a massive tornado with 300-mile-an-hour winds caused death and destruction in 1999.
Coolest video this week
Watch how a toddler steals the show - and scores a goal - during an exhibition by the popular English soccer team Chelsea.
SIGN HIM UP, SIGN HIM UP, SIGN HIM UP!!
Dumbasses of the Day!
Hey THUGS: If you're breaking into a car, make sure you don't also butt-dial 911 .
"Dos pendejos" courtesy of Fresno Police Department
Let’s go to Fresno, where a call came in to 9-1-1.
At first, the dispatcher didn’t hear anything. Then, during the 35-minute 911 call, she heard two men talking about "wanting to do drugs," then she heard one guy say Get the bolt and give me the hammer just in case.
The dispatcher then heard a window shatter and the men say they "found the prescription drugs."
She dispatched the police.
No sooner did the Dumbass Duo (pictured above) leave the scene of the crime then police pulled them over, and found the stolen prescription drugs inside their car.
THEN officers told them HOW they knew what was going on, leading one of the handcuffed guys to say, THIS FOOL CALLED 9-1-1? DAMN!
Yes, the two 20-year-olds were arrested. Hey PENDEJOS, you gotta treat committing crime like you would movie watching - turn off your damn cell phone!
Check out the 911 call!
