Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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DUMBASSES of the DAY!
Hey HOME INVASION ROBBERS: If the victims kick your ass, you're doing it wrong.
Courtesy of Brevard County Sheriff's Department
To say a suspected home invasion robber was unsuccessful is an understatement.
Dude was beaten, kicked and shot with a stun gun!
Let's go to Palm Bay, Florida where 19-year-old Michael Maxwell (pictured above) and two of his loser friends stormed inside a home at 1am.
It's not known was Maxwell was after, but we now know what he got - a serious ass whuppin when the three victims inside the house fought back with their fists, feet, and a stun gun.
Maxwell was arrested at the hospital. One of his accomplices, a 17-year-old who avoided the ass-kicking, was also arrested. LINK
Hey THUGS: If you’re gonna nickel-and-dime someone during a burglary, you probably shouldn’t leave a trail of nickels and dimes back to YOUR house
Courtesy of Indian River County Sheriff's Department
Let's go to Vero Beach, Florida, where a homeowner discovered his place had been burglarized.
SOMEONE stole a computer, some guns, a sword . . . and a bunch of loose change the homeowner had been saving.
Okay, who the hell steals loose change? I mean, BESIDES the pendejo pictured above?
Police noticed about 40 coins on the ground near the front door – then they simply followed a trail of coins to the Michael Sherman's house down the street. And yes, he WAS arrested. link
I guess you could say he was busted after dropping a dime on himself!
Hey THUGS: If you’re gonna lock someone up while you burglarize their house, don’t lock them up in their gun closet
Let’s go to
After grabbing one of the weapons, the owner came out of the closet . . . and shot one of the armed robbers in the shoulder and leg.
Not being a very supportive team, the two other burglars fled the scene, leaving their injured colleague to fend for himself. He ended up collapsing in the front yard before he was taken to the hsoptial, where he quickly ratted out the two other robbers who left him at the house.
All three are facing robbery charges. link
Courtesy KIRBY LEE/USA TODAY
If you missed last night's EPIC FINISH between the Kings and the Sharks - or, if you simply wanted to re-live the 2 GOALS in 22 SECONDS last gave the Kings a 4-3 win - this video's for you!
"FREEZE! I'M UNDER ARREST!"
DUMBASS of the DAY!
Hey THUGS: If you somehow managed to lock yourself INSIDE your getaway car, maybe a life of crime isn't for you.
Let's go to St. Ignace, Michigan - and that's where police were called out to the Chamberlin's Inn after a someone had broken into the hotel kitchen and made off with plates and silverware.
As officers investigated, they noticed a car in the parking lot, with a woman inside surrounded by . . . plates and silverware.
According to the Daily News:
Police say she loaded up the vehicle, which had broken interior door latches, and apparently lost the keys to the vehicle. She had locked herself inside, and police say she would have needed the keys to roll down a window and open a door using an exterior handle.
Yes, this idiot successfully LOCKED herself INSIDE her getaway car. The 42-year-old woman was arrested for home invasion and larceny. LINK
Now, I'm no expert on crime: but I'm thinking maybe instead of stealing plates and silverware, she should be stealing cars that can actually open from the inside.
Maybe next time she's in a bind, she won't hesitate to call BLONDESTAR.