DUMBASSES of the DAY!

Hey HOME INVASION ROBBERS: If the victims kick your ass, you're doing it wrong.

Courtesy of Brevard County Sheriff's Department

To say a suspected home invasion robber was unsuccessful is an understatement.

Dude was beaten, kicked and shot with a stun gun!

Let's go to Palm Bay, Florida where 19-year-old Michael Maxwell (pictured above) and two of his loser friends stormed inside a home at 1am.

It's not known was Maxwell was after, but we now know what he got - a serious ass whuppin when the three victims inside the house fought back with their fists, feet, and a stun gun.

Maxwell was arrested at the hospital.  One of his accomplices, a 17-year-old who avoided the ass-kicking, was also arrested. LINK

DUMBASS #2

Hey THUGS: If you’re gonna nickel-and-dime someone during a burglary, you probably shouldn’t leave a trail of nickels and dimes back to YOUR house

Courtesy of Indian River County Sheriff's Department

Let's go to Vero Beach, Florida, where a homeowner discovered his place had been burglarized.

SOMEONE stole a computer, some guns, a sword . . . and a bunch of loose change the homeowner had been saving. 

Okay, who the hell steals loose change?  I mean, BESIDES the pendejo pictured above?

Police noticed about 40 coins on the ground near the front door – then they simply followed a trail of coins to the Michael Sherman's house down the street.  And yes, he WAS arrested. link

I guess you could say he was busted after dropping a dime on himself!

Dumbass Trifecta

Hey THUGS: If you’re gonna lock someone up while you burglarize their house, don’t lock them up in their gun closet

DOH!!

Let’s go to Houston, Texas where three home-invasion robbers did just that – they grabbed the homeowner and threw him in a closet, not knowing that's where the owner kept his GUN collection.

After grabbing one of the weapons, the owner came out of the closet . . . and shot one of the armed robbers in the shoulder and leg.

Not being a very supportive team, the two other burglars fled the scene, leaving their injured colleague to fend for himself. He ended up collapsing in the front yard before he was taken to the hsoptial, where he quickly ratted out the two other robbers who left him at the house. 

All three are facing robbery charges.  link

FANTASTIC FINISH!!

Courtesy KIRBY LEE/USA TODAY

If you missed last night's EPIC FINISH between the Kings and the Sharks - or, if you simply wanted to re-live the 2 GOALS in 22 SECONDS last gave the Kings a 4-3 win - this video's for you!

http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=35&id=249389&navid=nhl:topheads

"FREEZE!  I'M UNDER ARREST!"

DUMBASS of the DAY!

Hey THUGS: If you somehow managed to lock yourself INSIDE your getaway car, maybe a life of crime isn't for you.

Let's go to St. Ignace, Michigan  - and that's where police were called out to the Chamberlin's Inn after a someone had broken into the hotel kitchen and made off with plates and silverware.  

As officers investigated, they noticed a car in the parking lot, with a woman inside surrounded by . . . plates and silverware.  

According to the Daily News:

 Police say she loaded up the vehicle, which had broken interior door latches, and apparently lost the keys to the vehicle. She had locked herself inside, and police say she would have needed the keys to roll down a window and open a door using an exterior handle.

Yes, this idiot successfully LOCKED herself INSIDE her getaway car. The 42-year-old woman was arrested for home invasion and larceny. LINK

Now, I'm no expert on crime: but I'm thinking maybe instead of stealing plates and silverware, she should be stealing cars that can actually open from the inside.

Maybe next time she's in a bind, she won't hesitate to call BLONDESTAR.