FACEBOOK FAIL!!

DUDE! If you're wanted by the police, you probably shouldn't go to their Facebook page and post, "CATCH ME IF U CAN."

Because they probably will.

Courtesy of Facebook

 This is INTERNATIONAL stupidity, so lets go outside London, where a 19-year-old was wanted for a series of blowing off court appearances, so the local police department splashed his photo on their Facebook page, asking for the public’s help in finding the guy. link

Well, THE GUY, - identified as Sam Greenwood - commented on his own photo with CATCH ME IF U CAN.

12 hours later, they DID. A patrol officer spotted Greenwood and arrested him, then THEY replied to HIS facebook comment with "Caught you. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, go straight to jail."

HAHAHAHA!

However, not everyone was happy with the Monopoly reference:

Further proof you can't please everyone. Hey, if a pendejo is gonna run some smack at the police, they have every right to crack back when they catch the idiot!

SMALL MIRACLE IN OKLAHOMA

I must warn you - the following video may make you cry. 

Okay, it WILL make you cry.

The local CBS news affiliate in Oklahoma City was interviewing Barbara Garcia, a survivor of the massive tornado that struck an Oklahoma City suburb, but who lost EVERYTHING ELSE in the process.

Including her dog.

Or so she thought.

 WOW.

Will someone please pass me some tissues?  There's something in my eye...

Matt Kemp reaches out

The fact Matt Kemp hit only his second homerun of the season last night in the Dodgers' 3-1 win over Milwaukee (giving him only two more homeruns than ME) PALES in comparison with what was/is happening in Oklahoma.

So he's is doing something about it.

Kemp's act of generosity comes shortly after he gave a terminally-ill Dodger fan his hat, jersey and cleats following a Dodger loss in San Francisco. link

Kemp was a middle-schooler in Oklahoma City when a massive tornado with 300-mile-an-hour winds caused death and destruction in 1999.

Coolest video this week

Watch how a toddler steals the show - and scores a goal - during an exhibition by the popular English soccer team Chelsea.

 SIGN HIM UP, SIGN HIM UP, SIGN HIM UP!!