DUMBASS OF THE WEEK?

Hey THUGS: If you're gonna run from the police, there are certain places you should avoid.

Like the POLICE STATION.

The above guy has NOTHING to do with this story.  But that mugshot screams MORON!

Let’s go to St. Louis, where homeboy was pulled over in a routine traffic stop – but it became anything BUT routine when he got out of his car, shoved the officer and took off on foot!

The suspect ran down the block, made a left, and ducked inside a parking lot where he headed for the building’s front door.  The POLICE STATION's front door!

And that's where a police lieutenant helped the fuguitive by opening the door for him.  

Dude ran down the hallway to a JAIL before he made a U-turn right into the arms of laughing officers, who were following the foot chase on their police scanners.

As one officer told KMOV.COM:

“You know we joking afterwards because he actually ran towards the jail first and then came back this way. We were joking he should have cut out the middle man and gone straight to the jail.”

DOGS STOLEN FROM HOME.

AGAIN.

A San Bernardino family is trying to get the word out after their prized dogs were taken from their yard - the second time in three months the family's pups have been stolen.

According to the Daily Bulletin:

"The San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department is investigating the thefts, the latest of which took place between 1 and 2 a.m. Wednesday morning when someone stole four French bulldogs and an an English bulldog from the yard of the Juarez family home, which is in the 6000 block of Guthrie Street within an unincorporated area near northeast San Bernardino.

The crime follows the theft of an additional two French bulldog puppies, which took place about three months ago. Those dogs have yet to be recovered."  LINK

The thefts of the dogs - which have been entered in numerous shows -  are considered GRAND THEFT, since French bulldog puppies can fetch up to $2,500.

Yes, they're quite expensive, which begs the question: WHY WERE THEY BEING KEPT OUTSIDE? 

I mean, the family already lost two puppies just three months ago to thieves . . . so SOMEBODY knows they've got expensive dogs in the yard.  And after the first two pups were snatched, the bulldogs were STILL being kept in the backyard. 

Like a swing set, or an abandoned car, or a rose bush.

Wanna know why MY dogs will NEVER be stolen from my house between 1 and 2am?

Because they're IN MY BED at that time. 

And there they were this morning, struggling to get up this as my wife was getting ready to go to work.

Now granted, my dogs are "just" shelter mutts, so I got them for free.  And there's no way I could enter them in dog shows, or get $2,500 for one of them.

But there's also no way I'm leaving them outside in the middle of the night - ESPECIALLY after thieves have ALREADY targeted my backyard. But it wouldn't even come to that, because my dogs are my family - and they are sleeping in the house with my wife and me.

I'm certainly hoping the dogs are found and returned to the family (they're offering a "HUGE" reward, so hopefully someone knows where they are) . . . and I'm also hoping they'll wise up and bring the dogs inside the house (or garage) when and if they return.

#DUMBASS of the DAY!

Ladies: If you knocked a guy off his bike with your car, and you just drove away - you probabaly shouldn't TWEET that.

Courtesy of TWITTER

Let's go to Norwich, U.K. where 29-year-old Emma Way (pictured above) was behind the wheel of her car when she struck a bicyclist, knocking the rider to the ground.

And she kept going.

And she probably would have gotten away with hit-and-run, if she didn't feel the need to TWEET about her crime.

#bloodycyclists ??  Typical #blonde!

Enough people were upset with the tweet, that they forwarded it to the local police, who issued their OWN tweet.

Needless to say, @EmmaWay20 was arrested, and taken straight to @Jail #DumbassOfTheDay