Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Attention JOB SEEKERS: When applying for a job, you probably shouldn’t write a bomb threat on the back of the job application.
Because NOT GETTING THE JOB becomes the LEAST of your problems.
Courtesy of Kearny Police Department
Let’s go to
And that's where 38-year-old Jason Dornhoff tried to get a job at the Legacy 272 Lounge. So he filled out a job application.
And his application stood out for the wrong reason - he had written a BOMB THREAT on the back of the application, and included the words, "If you be quiet and help me, you won't die."
Police were called, and they arrested Dornhoof not far from the bar.
NO, there was no bomb in his truck; but, YES, he WAS high on meth, how’d you know? Probably because there are only TWO things to do in Kearny, Nebraska:
Best paragraph from the story link: Court documents say Dornhoff told police he uses methamphetamines and went to the restaurant hoping to find a way to fulfill his sexual fantasies.
Hey MOMS: if you’re going to shoplift from a DOLLAR store, get CAUGHT, then get BANNED from that store, then return to that store to PEPPER SPRAY some employees, you probably should leave your 7-year-old at home.
Courtesy of Upper Darby Township Police Department
Meet 27-year-old Delaina Garling.
As you're about to find out, she's a HOT MESS.
Let’s go to
Wow. Think about that. She's just been banned from a store where nothing sells for more than $1.
However, Garling would not be denied! She returned to the store this week, and brought along her 7-year-old daughter.
When employees spotted Garling, they asked her to leave, pointing out that she had been banned.
As she was leaving, she pepper sprayed an employee right in the face!
As a scuffle broke out, the mom handed the pepper spray to her daughter, telling her: "You know what to do, baby. Spray it!'
Thankfully, the girl DIDN'T know what to do - or, she chose to do the right thing, which was watching her mom end up under a couple of security guards before she was taken to jail for assault and drug possession.