Dumbass #1
Attention JOB SEEKERS: When applying for a job, you probably shouldn’t write a bomb threat on the back of the job application.
Because NOT GETTING THE JOB becomes the LEAST of your problems.
Courtesy of Kearny Police Department
Let’s go to
And that's where 38-year-old Jason Dornhoff tried to get a job at the Legacy 272 Lounge. So he filled out a job application.
And his application stood out for the wrong reason - he had written a BOMB THREAT on the back of the application, and included the words, "If you be quiet and help me, you won't die."
Police were called, and they arrested Dornhoof not far from the bar.
NO, there was no bomb in his truck; but, YES, he WAS high on meth, how’d you know? Probably because there are only TWO things to do in Kearny, Nebraska:
1. Meth
2. MOVE
Best paragraph from the story link: Court documents say Dornhoff told police he uses methamphetamines and went to the restaurant hoping to find a way to fulfill his sexual fantasies.
DUMBASS #2
Hey MOMS: if you’re going to shoplift from a DOLLAR store, get CAUGHT, then get BANNED from that store, then return to that store to PEPPER SPRAY some employees, you probably should leave your 7-year-old at home.
Courtesy of Upper Darby Township Police Department
Meet 27-year-old Delaina Garling.
As you're about to find out, she's a HOT MESS.
Let’s go to
Wow. Think about that. She's just been banned from a store where nothing sells for more than $1.
However, Garling would not be denied! She returned to the store this week, and brought along her 7-year-old daughter.
When employees spotted Garling, they asked her to leave, pointing out that she had been banned.
As she was leaving, she pepper sprayed an employee right in the face!
As a scuffle broke out, the mom handed the pepper spray to her daughter, telling her: "You know what to do, baby. Spray it!'
Thankfully, the girl DIDN'T know what to do - or, she chose to do the right thing, which was watching her mom end up under a couple of security guards before she was taken to jail for assault and drug possession.
Verifiable Dumbass (with video!)
