GUYS: Never EVER cheat on your wife.

Especially if she's SUCCESSFUL.  Because she can afford to BURN you in ways other women can't.

Apparently, one spurned wife bought some billboard space near a busy intersection in Greensboro, North Carolina to let her neighbors know about her husband's infidelity.

Courtesy of TWITTER

Oh, SNAP!!

 Trust me, there's NO FREAKIN' WAY I'd ever cheat on my awesome, kick-ass, beautiful wife (and thank you for reading this, Sarah)  The mere threat of losing my house, my dogs and 1/2 my paycheck is enough to keep me grounded :)