CHICKEN WINGS+ BEER + MINI GOLF X FLORIDA =

Dumbass of the Day!

LADIES: If your idea of a sexy night is MINI GOLF and a MOTEL ROOM  - but your husband isn't down with it - just let it go.

Courtesy of Pasco County Sheriff's Office

Let's go to New Port Richey, Florida, where a married couple's date night ended up with only ONE of them going home - and the other going to jail.

46-year-old Jennifer Lee (pictured above) was enjoying a romantic dinner with her 68-year-old husband Ben, downing beers and chicken wings at Beef O' Bradys when she suggested they continue their fun by doing the following:

A round of miniature golf, then a motel room!!

Unfortunately, her husband wasn't down with the idea, thinking $100 for a motel room was too expensive, and he didn't want to play mini golf when they could be at home watching Jeopardy! instead.

That made for a violent drive home!

A Pasco County Sheriff's deputy was sitting at a red light when he saw the younger woman pounding on her husband - even grabbing a handful of what was left of his hair.

She was arrested on a charge of beating a person older than 65, so she spent the night in jail - where guards have nicknamed her the "Volcano Hole" due to her fiery nature!

Good Lord, the fail here is strong. Mini-golf and a motel room?  Who DOES that?!