Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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CHICKEN WINGS+ BEER + MINI GOLF X FLORIDA =
Dumbass of the Day!
LADIES: If your idea of a sexy night is MINI GOLF and a MOTEL ROOM - but your husband isn't down with it - just let it go.
Courtesy of Pasco County Sheriff's Office
Let's go to New Port Richey, Florida, where a married couple's date night ended up with only ONE of them going home - and the other going to jail.
46-year-old Jennifer Lee (pictured above) was enjoying a romantic dinner with her 68-year-old husband Ben, downing beers and chicken wings at Beef O' Bradys when she suggested they continue their fun by doing the following:
A round of miniature golf, then a motel room!!
Unfortunately, her husband wasn't down with the idea, thinking $100 for a motel room was too expensive, and he didn't want to play mini golf when they could be at home watching Jeopardy! instead.
That made for a violent drive home!
A Pasco County Sheriff's deputy was sitting at a red light when he saw the younger woman pounding on her husband - even grabbing a handful of what was left of his hair.
She was arrested on a charge of beating a person older than 65, so she spent the night in jail - where guards have nicknamed her the "Volcano Hole" due to her fiery nature!
Good Lord, the fail here is strong. Mini-golf and a motel room? Who DOES that?!