If there's ONE thing I love more than anything else, it's a story that combines my love for clowning STUPID PEOPLE, and my love for DOGS!
Dumbass of the Day!
Hey CREEPS: If you're going to randomly jump a female jogger, make sure she's not jogging with her Rottweiler.

What a random Rottweiler looks like before having you for breakfast
Let's go to Lacey, Washington, where a 29-year-old woman was out for a pre-dawn jog yesterday when she was surprised by a random guy who jumped out of the bushes and tackled her.
But I bet he was even MORE surprised when the woman's jogging companion - a Rottweiler - jumped HIM!
The creep was able to escape, but not before losing his pants - which got chewed up. Just like his leg.
Thanks to listener Diana Fuentes, who listens in Lacey, and witnessed this moment with her own eyes!
















