ULTIMATE ROBBERY FAIL!

Hey BANK ROBBERS – if all you got out of your weak robbery attempt was a handful of lollipops, you did it wrong!

Courtesy of Chase Bank

Let’s go to New York City, where the above thug walked into a Manhattan bank, and handed a robbery note to the teller.

But she wasn’t havin’ it!!  She calmy slid the note BACK to the robber, and said I DON’T READ NOTES.

Oh, SNAP!

So the robber took the note and wrote on the back, I HAVE A BOMB, and slid it back to the teller – who was SO unimpressed, she asked him for his bank card!

HAHAHA!

At this point, the robber was quoted as saying MA’AM I AINT GOT NO TIME FOR THIS, and he grabbed a handful of lollipops before running out of the bank, completing the epic fail!!!

Hey, you show me a bank robber who got nothing but lollipops, and I’ll show you a REAL candy ass!