WHAT A DUMBASS!!

Hey THUGS: If you're going to steal an $8,000 coin from a coin dealer, you probably shouldn't return to his store and try to sell it back to him.

Photo of a moron

Let’s go to Des Moines, Iowa, where last month, a dim wit walked into Christopher’s Rare Coins, and asked Christopher if he had any coins from the 1800s.  

While looking at some rare silver dollars, the suspect stuck one in his pocket and walked out.

BTW, a silver dollar from 1800 is worth about $8,000. And what's more rare than an 1800 Silver Dollar? An idiot who steals that coin from a store, then returns to the SAME store to sell it!

Yes, believe it or not, the suspect returned to the SAME store, and was trying to sell the very coin he made off with last month.  

Of course he was arrested, and taken to jail, where his cellmate wants to show him his "Buffalo Nickel." 

Seriously, how stupid can people be? He didn’t go to a DIFFERENT coin store, he went back to the SAME store!

(dis) Honorable mention

Hey THUGS: If you’re going to return a printer, you might want to remove the sheet of counterfeit money first.

The suspected Dumbass (left, in white) and the smart one (right) who got away, courtesy of WalMart surveillance video and the Chippewa Herald 

Let’s go to Lake Hallie, Wisconsin, where Jarad Carr found himself in the ultimate paper jam…you see, he was trying to return a printer to his local WalMart without a receipt, or any other proof he had bought it there.  

When a manager checked out the printer, he found a sheet of counterfeit $100 bills, so he called police.

When they showed up, our printer guy got a little combative – and was wrestled to the ground where another fake $100 bill fell out of his pocket.  

Did I mention there were WARRANTS out for his arrest? Yes, he was arrested - however, the putz who was with Carr during the Great Printer Counterfeit Scam is wanted for questioning. 

One of the questions SHOULD be: Why is your friend such a moron?