Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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WHAT A DUMBASS!!
Hey THUGS: If you're going to steal an $8,000 coin from a coin dealer, you probably shouldn't return to his store and try to sell it back to him.
Photo of a moron
Let’s go to Des Moines, Iowa, where last month, a dim wit walked into Christopher’s Rare Coins, and asked Christopher if he had any coins from the 1800s.
While looking at some rare silver dollars, the suspect stuck one in his pocket and walked out.
BTW, a silver dollar from 1800 is worth about $8,000. And what's more rare than an 1800 Silver Dollar? An idiot who steals that coin from a store, then returns to the SAME store to sell it!
Yes, believe it or not, the suspect returned to the SAME store, and was trying to sell the very coin he made off with last month.
Of course he was arrested, and taken to jail, where his cellmate wants to show him his "Buffalo Nickel."
Seriously, how stupid can people be? He didn’t go to a DIFFERENT coin store, he went back to the SAME store!
(dis) Honorable mention
Hey THUGS: If you’re going to return a printer, you might want to remove the sheet of counterfeit money first.
The suspected Dumbass (left, in white) and the smart one (right) who got away, courtesy of WalMart surveillance video and the Chippewa Herald
Let’s go to Lake Hallie, Wisconsin, where Jarad Carr found himself in the ultimate paper jam…you see, he was trying to return a printer to his local WalMart without a receipt, or any other proof he had bought it there.
When a manager checked out the printer, he found a sheet of counterfeit $100 bills, so he called police.
When they showed up, our printer guy got a little combative – and was wrestled to the ground where another fake $100 bill fell out of his pocket.
Did I mention there were WARRANTS out for his arrest? Yes, he was arrested - however, the putz who was with Carr during the Great Printer Counterfeit Scam is wanted for questioning.
One of the questions SHOULD be: Why is your friend such a moron?