DUMBASS of the DAY!

Ladies: if you’re going to assault your boyfriend over a Facebook post, you might want to use something more menacing than a FURBY.

Courtesy of Moon Township PD

Let’s go to Moon Township, PA, where 27-year-old Ashley Trimmer was apparently PISSED at her BF for something he posted on Facebook.

One rumor says she became livid when she saw she was NOT one of his Facebook friends. So she brings this up at 1am.  UH OH.

In either event, she became SO ENRAGED, she grabbed a Furby and hit him upside the head with it. 

She followed her furby assault by throwing a Playstation controller at his head, which caused a cut. 

Furbys?  Video game controllers?  What, do they have 14-year-olds living with them?!

After getting cut in the face, he called police, SHE was arrested, and her epic mug shot probably explains why he'd rather be doing video games at 1am than doing her. 

(dis)Honorable Mention: What kind of pansy calls police after getting assaulted with a furby?