DUMBASS of the DAY!

Hey THUGS: if you’re going to steal $55,000 in chips from a blackjack table, you should probably wait a little longer than . . . FOUR HOURS before going back to cash them in.

Courtesy of Parx Casino Facebook page

Let’s go to Pennsylvania, where a 41-year-old is sitting down at the blackjack table at Parx Casino when he quickly reaches over and grabs 11 $5,000 chips and runs out into a waiting getaway car.

So, how long would YOU wait to cash in $55K in stolen casino chips?  A couple of months?  A year?  Several years?

This joker waited only four hours to come back and try to cash those chips.  

My god, four hours – you’ve still got the same EMPLOYEES on the floor!

At least wait until a shift change before returning!!

 

Scratch yourself?

Go to jail.

Just a friendly reminder, guys: you probably shouldn’t scratch yourself at the dinner table – you just might go to jail.

Let’s go to Bradenton, Floridawhere 30-year-old Ronald Howard had just sat down at the dinner table with his girlfriend Shalamar at 3pm (what? Dinner at 3pm??) when he scratched himself in his nether regions.

OH, NO HE DINT!

Shalamar put him on blast for being rude and disgusting – clearly, he wasn't in the mood for her nagging…one thing led to another, and he was taken to jail for misdemeanor battery.  

I don’t know what’s more bothersome: a body scratch that ends up in jail, or the fact these two are having dinner at 3pm.  

Guys, don’t scratch yourself there at the dinner table.  And ladies, if you don’t want your lovers scratching themselves there, don’t date men.