Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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DUMBASS of the DAY!
Hey THUGS: if you’re going to steal $55,000 in chips from a blackjack table, you should probably wait a little longer than . . . FOUR HOURS before going back to cash them in.
Courtesy of Parx Casino Facebook page
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So, how long would YOU wait to cash in $55K in stolen casino chips? A couple of months? A year? Several years?
This joker waited only four hours to come back and try to cash those chips.
My god, four hours – you’ve still got the same EMPLOYEES on the floor!
At least wait until a shift change before returning!!
Go to jail.
Just a friendly reminder, guys: you probably shouldn’t scratch yourself at the dinner table – you just might go to jail.
Let’s go to Bradenton, Floridawhere 30-year-old Ronald Howard had just sat down at the dinner table with his girlfriend Shalamar at 3pm (what? Dinner at 3pm??) when he scratched himself in his nether regions.
OH, NO HE DINT!
Shalamar put him on blast for being rude and disgusting – clearly, he wasn't in the mood for her nagging…one thing led to another, and he was taken to jail for misdemeanor battery.
I don’t know what’s more bothersome: a body scratch that ends up in jail, or the fact these two are having dinner at 3pm.
Guys, don’t scratch yourself there at the dinner table. And ladies, if you don’t want your lovers scratching themselves there, don’t date men.