Phone PHAIL!

Quick memo: 9-1-1 if for EMERGENCIES ONLY.  

Sitting at home without any cigarettes is NOT an emergency.

Let’s go to Granbury, Texas, where a 48-year-old woman apparently thought it would be funny to call 9-1-1 and ask them to PERSONALLY deliver some cigarettes to her home, as she had just run out. 

Unfortunately, the amateur comedian found out the hard way that 9-1-1 dispatchers are a rough crowd. 

Two deputies showed up at her home - minus the cigarettes, and that's when the woman informed them she was just joking.

The deputies were in no mood for jokes, and arrested her on the spot. 

And yes, she WAS drunk. 

But what else is there to do in Grandbury, Texas except DRINK and PRANK CALL 9-1-1.

Don’t you learn at an early age not to prank call 9-1-1?

And don't you get bored of making prank calls when you leave high school?

 

FLORIDA FAIL

LADIES: before you pre-heat the oven, make sure your BF didn’t stash his BULLETS in there.

Let’s go to St. Petersburg, Florida, where 18-year-old Alaaya Walker just wanted waffles. 

She wanted waffles so bad, it HURT.

She preheated her oven - and a couple minutes later, there was an explosion which sent a bullet into her leg.

Police went to her BF’s house, and the 25-year-old confirmed he often hid his gun’s magazine inside his GF’s oven, while he kept the gun in a drawer.

Um, okay.

And apparently, police failed to ask the moron, "WHY WOULD YOU HIDE BULLETS INSIDE OF AN OVEN?!"