DUMBASS of the DAY!
Hey DADS: Bleach is for your CLOTHES, not your KIDS.
Courtesy of Ocala.com
Let’s go to Ocala, Florida, where 20-year-old Carron Washington was arrested after he purposely poured bleach into his 2-month-old daughter’s baby bottle and fed it to her.
The baby’s screams eventually woke up the mom, who rushed the baby to the hospital, where the infant was nursed back to health, and will be okay.
WHY?!
As far as WHY: the dimwitted dad told police he didn't mean to harm the infant, and that he hoped the bleach would help with the child's chronic congestion problems.
Picture of ER nurse's reaction to that Dumbass explanation
If there was ever proof God made it too easy for people to breed, this is it. Thanks, Florida!
(dis)Honorable Mention
Hey WINOS - if you're going to risk jail by shoplifting wine, you should probably aim higher than $3 a bottle.
Courtesy of some college freshman's refrigerator
Let’s go to Crestview, Florida, where a 37-year-old rolled to his nearby Pic-N-Sav convenience store and tried to hide TWO bottles of Arbor Mist down his pants.
Of course, the clerk noticed this, and called police. Officers found the loser two blocks away, with the cheap bottles of wine still in his pants. Of course, he was arrested.
The actual retail price of two shoplifted bottles of Arbor Mist wine retails for . . . $6.08! Two bottles for six bucks? That’s not wine, that’s FRUIT PUNCH!
