Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
Download to my ONTARIO REIGN GOAL CALL! ringtone
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DUMBASS of the DAY!
Hey DADS: Bleach is for your CLOTHES, not your KIDS.
Courtesy of Ocala.com
Let’s go to Ocala, Florida, where 20-year-old Carron Washington was arrested after he purposely poured bleach into his 2-month-old daughter’s baby bottle and fed it to her.
The baby’s screams eventually woke up the mom, who rushed the baby to the hospital, where the infant was nursed back to health, and will be okay.
As far as WHY: the dimwitted dad told police he didn't mean to harm the infant, and that he hoped the bleach would help with the child's chronic congestion problems.
Picture of ER nurse's reaction to that Dumbass explanation
If there was ever proof God made it too easy for people to breed, this is it. Thanks, Florida!
Hey WINOS - if you're going to risk jail by shoplifting wine, you should probably aim higher than $3 a bottle.
Courtesy of some college freshman's refrigerator
Let’s go to Crestview, Florida, where a 37-year-old rolled to his nearby Pic-N-Sav convenience store and tried to hide TWO bottles of Arbor Mist down his pants.
Of course, the clerk noticed this, and called police. Officers found the loser two blocks away, with the cheap bottles of wine still in his pants. Of course, he was arrested.
The actual retail price of two shoplifted bottles of Arbor Mist wine retails for . . . $6.08! Two bottles for six bucks? That’s not wine, that’s FRUIT PUNCH!