Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Happy President's Day! And while your kids got the day off from school, aren't you glad the Dumbass of the Day doesn't?
In fact, we have SEVERAL people who deserve some Presidential clownin'!!!!
DUMBASSES of the DAY!
Hey, IDIOT, if you're being released from jail, DO NOT PUNCH THE OFFICER WHO's FREEING YOU.
Courtesy of Easton (PA) Police Department
Let’s go to Easton, PA where 50-year-old Damon Parker had been jailed for public drunkenness, and was thrown into the drunk tank.
The following morning, as he was being released from his cell, he got into an argument with the officer, then punched the cop in the face.
So THIS dork, who was STEPS away from freedom, was quickly turned around, walked down the hallway, and charged with assault on a police officer and resisting arrest…he’s looking at 18 months in county jail!
Okay, what the hell could a cop say that would make a guy walking out of jail throw a punch? STEPS AWAY from FREEDOM, and now he's looking at 18 months in jail?! Plus,he gave the cop the red light to pound away, which explains the eye that's swollen shut.
Well played, Damon.
#2 and #3
If you and your brother just won the lottery, you probably shouldn’t celebrate with meth and marijuana . . .because you just might blow up your house.
Let’s go to Wichita, Kansas where two brothers were celebrating a winning $75,000 lottery ticket when they decided to take their celebration to the NEXT level by smoking some meth AND marijuana.
One of the brothers went into the kitchen with a can of lighter fluid to refill the torches they were using to light their bongs.
Sadly - or, COMICALLY, depending on your point of view - the vabors from the can of fluid hit the stove’s pilot light - causing the house to explode.
Both suffered serious injuries – one of the morons was wearing a lottery shirt, which may be replaced with a DARWIN shirt, depending on how this plays out.