Happy President's Day! And while your kids got the day off from school, aren't you glad the Dumbass of the Day doesn't?

In fact, we have SEVERAL people who deserve some Presidential clownin'!!!!

DUMBASSES of the DAY!

#1

Hey, IDIOT, if you're being released from jail, DO NOT PUNCH THE OFFICER WHO's FREEING YOU.

Courtesy of Easton (PA) Police Department

Let’s go to Easton, PA where 50-year-old Damon Parker had been jailed for public drunkenness, and was thrown into the drunk tank.

The following morning, as he was being released from his cell, he got into an argument with the officer, then punched the cop in the face.

UH oh.

So THIS dork, who was STEPS away from freedom, was quickly turned around, walked down the hallway, and charged with assault on a police officer and resisting arrest…he’s looking at 18 months in county jail!

Okay, what the hell could a cop say that would make a guy walking out of jail throw a punch?  STEPS AWAY from FREEDOM, and now he's looking at 18 months in jail?! Plus,he gave the cop the red light to pound away, which explains the eye that's swollen shut.

Well played, Damon.

#2 and #3

If you and your brother just won the lottery, you probably shouldn’t celebrate with meth and marijuana . . .because you just might blow up your house.

 Let’s go to Wichita, Kansas where two brothers were celebrating a winning $75,000 lottery ticket when they decided to take their celebration to the NEXT level by smoking some meth AND marijuana.  

Uh oh.

One of the brothers went into the kitchen with a can of lighter fluid to refill the torches they were using to light their bongs. 

Sadly - or, COMICALLY, depending on your point of view - the vabors from the can of fluid hit the stove’s pilot light  - causing the house to explode. 

Both suffered serious injuries – one of the morons was wearing a lottery shirt, which may be replaced with a DARWIN shirt, depending on how this plays out.