Rage + Gasoline + Fire + Florida =
DUMBASS of the WEEK!
So you want to set your wife's apartment on fire AFTER splashing gas on yourself.
What's the worst that can happen?

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According to the Tampa Bay Times, Wong was chasing his recently-separated wife in a rage. While holding a gas can.
Uh oh.
Somehow, he managed to splash himself - but he continued after his estranged wife, as his wife runs into her apartment and locks the door.
At this point, our hero made the Wong choice - he decided to TORCH her apartment by setting it and nearby bushes on fire.
Have I mentioned he’s covered in gas?
He lights a match and sets HIMSELF on fire! The flaming Dumbass-kebob suffers major injuries - and was STILL charged with attempted murder.
And yesterday, while sitting in a wheelchair, he pled GUILTY to those charges and was sentenced to 10 years in prison!
Isn't Karma beautiful!!
















