Dumbass #1
Hey drug dealers – if you’ve got a habit of substituting table salt for cocaine in your drug deals, you probably shouldn’t answer that pounding on your door at 2:30 in the morning.
Someone preparing to sniff a line of Sodium Choride.
Let’s go to
Rather than quit at scamming ONE person, our hero decided to make that a part of his business routine.
And yet, he did not forsee a spurned buyer having a problem with his new business approach! When there was a recent pounding on his door at 2:30 in the morning, the salt dealer made the mistake of OPENING his door, and two men reportedly pummeled him.
But the misery was far from over for our drug dealer, as he compounded his physical injury by calling the police, which showed he had also suffered a MENTAL injury as well.
Officers found cocaine inside his apartment, and he was arrested.
Seriously . . . he substituted SALT for COCAINE in his drug deals, and he didn't think anyway would have a problem with this?!?
Dumbass #2
Hey THUGS: If you rob a bank minutes after they’ve interviewed you for a job, you’re probably not going to get the job.
Let’s go to
He pulled out a gun, and demanded cash before he got his money and drove off.
You have to wonder if the interviewee was impressed with his TAKE CHARGE attitude, and his OUTSIDE THE BOX thinking!
When police arrived, the interviewee told them he had gotten away . . . "but, according to his resume, he lives just a couple of blocks away."
The robber/job applicant was arrested at home. And while the teller position hasn't been filled, HIS most certainly WILL be in jail!
