Dumbass RUNNER UP!

And the ONLY reason the chick below did not win is because the mom who passed drugs to her jailbird son via an OPEN MOUTH KISS was the overwhelming champ (scroll down). 

Or chump, depending on your point of view.

HEY THUGS: I’m not sure what the rule is when it comes to phoning in a bomb threat – but I’m pretty sure you’re NOT supposed to leave your name on the police station voice mail

Courtesy of Muskogee Police Department. And, probably a lot of drugs.

Let’s go to Muskogee, Oklahoma . . . where dreams go to die, and hope is on life support.  

Anyway, it the Muskogee County courtroom had to be cleared out Monday after a bomb threat was called in. 

Well, apparently Wednesday, another bomb threat was called in to the police department – except this time, 38-year-old Jessica Duggar got an answering machine.

So she left her name and said another bomb was going to go off.

Needless to say, she was arrested a short time later.  

Quick memo to dufuses:  Just because the voicemail says PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NAME AND A QUICK MESSAGE,  AND WE’LL GET BACK TO YOU, doesn’t mean you absolutely, positively HAVE to leave your name.