Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Hey kids, need further proof drugs are bad?
Dumbass(es) of the DAY!
HEY MOMS – if you’re going to pass drugs to your jail-bird adult son during a visit, you need to be sly, and do it in a way that wont generate any suspicion among the guards.
An OPEN MOUTH KISS is PROBABLY NOT the way to do it.
Courtesy of Yates County Sheriff's Deparment. I THINK mom is on the left.
Let’s go to upstate New York, where a 30-year-old man is being held on a weapons charge. ENTER his 54-year-old mom, who came to visit, with some guards watching the pair.
At the end of the visit, the mom gave her son an open mouth kiss . . . and THAT got the attention of the guards, who checked the son’s mouth, and found Xanax pills in his pie hole.
Both were arrested on the spot, and I’m kinda glad his DAD didn’t come by to visit.
Seriously, wouldn't the idea of having to tongue kiss your Bea-Arthur-looking-mom be enough of an incentive to get off drugs??