Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Marijuana + Florida =
DUMBASS of the DAY!
Hey POTHEADS – if you’re going to pick a private spot to grow your marijuana, make sure it isn’t right next to a police dog training center!
Courtesy of Volusia County Sheriff's Department
Hey, EVELYN –pick a state!
Let’s go to New Smyrna Beach, Florida where ONE lameass thought he had picked a perfect spot in the woods to grow his bud.
Too bad a new class of K9 recruits found that marijuana while being trained on how to find marijuana.
The dogs sniffed out the 79 marijuana plants that were growing near their training center. 38-year-old Anthony Parrish was busted.
Seriously, dude planted the marijuana next to a K9 officer training facility. What, did he think all that barking in the background was coming from the trees?!
Dumbass of the Day QUIZ
You’ve just found a wallet near the front door at KOHL’S.
What do you do?
A) TURN IT IN
B) TURN IT IN
C) STAND IN FRONT of a surveillance camera as you take the cash out of the wallet and give it to your children
Courtesy of CBSAtlanta.com
Let’s go to Fayetteville, Georgia where folks are shaking their heads over the behavior of an unknown woman, who is now wanted by police and will probably be ratted out very shortly.
After a Kohl’s shopper realized he may have dropped his wallet as he was leaving the store, he returned to see if anyone had turned it in.
When he and a security guard looked at the surveillance video, they were SHOCKED to find a woman picking up the wallet near the front entrance, removing the cash and giving it to her excited children, who – judging by the above photo – may be a `13-year-old girl and an 8-year-old boy.
BTW, police would like to remind parents that FINDERS KEEPERS is not a legitimate defense.
This story bothers me because:
1) I live right behind a Kohl's in Orangecrest, and I'm often taking another 20% off Men's fasions. That could have EASILY been me dropping a wallet near the front door! (Truth be told, I NEVER carry any cash. But some beeotch would still use my Panera Bread gift cards)