Dumbasses of the Weekend!

Hey tow truck drivers: If you’re gonna talk about a drug deal with the 2 passengers in your truck, make sure you don’t BUTT-DIAL 9-1-1

Courtesy of Volusia County Sheriff's Department

Let’s go to Orange City, Florida, where 19-year-old Matthew Dollarhide and two dudes were riding in a tow truck when they started talking about selling drugs – unfortunately, the driver also butt-dialed 9-1-1, just as they started talking about drugs. 

So imagine their surprise when sheriff’s deputies pulled over the tow truck and asked the driver why he was selling drugs! 

Then they searched Dollarhide, found a crack pipe, and took his straight to jail, where his new name is RAW hide. 

Check out the link to the 9-1-1 call where deputies actually tell these morons to check your cellphones, we’ve been listening to you for half-an-hour talking about drugs!!

Click here

 

Holy dumbass!

Hey TEENS: If you don’t want anyone to know it was YOU who stole an XBox from a church, don’t leave your CELL PHONE there.

Courtesy of Facepalmers Annonymous

 Let’s go to San Marcos - about 15 minutes south of Temecula -  and that’s where a 17-year-old boy was arrested, after he did everything but leave his resume at the scene of a church burglary.

Right where an Xbox and two controllers were missing Sunday morning, there was a cellphone. Police were able to trace it back to a 17-year-old.  When officers were able to  determine where the pendejo lived, they arrested him with the evidence - his cell phone - in their hands.   LINK

Remember when police actually had to work hard to solve crimes?