Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
Download to my ONTARIO REIGN GOAL CALL! ringtone
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Dumbasses of the Weekend!
Hey tow truck drivers: If you’re gonna talk about a drug deal with the 2 passengers in your truck, make sure you don’t BUTT-DIAL 9-1-1
Courtesy of Volusia County Sheriff's Department
Let’s go to Orange City, Florida, where 19-year-old Matthew Dollarhide and two dudes were riding in a tow truck when they started talking about selling drugs – unfortunately, the driver also butt-dialed 9-1-1, just as they started talking about drugs.
So imagine their surprise when sheriff’s deputies pulled over the tow truck and asked the driver why he was selling drugs!
Then they searched Dollarhide, found a crack pipe, and took his straight to jail, where his new name is RAW hide.
Check out the link to the 9-1-1 call where deputies actually tell these morons to check your cellphones, we’ve been listening to you for half-an-hour talking about drugs!!
Hey TEENS: If you don’t want anyone to know it was YOU who stole an XBox from a church, don’t leave your CELL PHONE there.
Courtesy of Facepalmers Annonymous
Let’s go to San Marcos - about 15 minutes south of Temecula - and that’s where a 17-year-old boy was arrested, after he did everything but leave his resume at the scene of a church burglary.
Right where an Xbox and two controllers were missing Sunday morning, there was a cellphone. Police were able to trace it back to a 17-year-old. When officers were able to determine where the pendejo lived, they arrested him with the evidence - his cell phone - in their hands. LINK
Remember when police actually had to work hard to solve crimes?