How about on the Friday before the Super Bowl, I give you some Super Dumbasses??

 

Dumbass(es) of the Day!

Excuse me, ma'am . . . if that drug-sniffing dog won't stop sniffing your butt, you're probably going to jail.

Courtesy of New York Airport Police

Let’s go to New York, where two women who had just gotten off a plane from the Dominican Republic were going through customs when the drug sniffing dog went APE, sniffing the butts of both women. 

It turns out they had a lot of expensive junk in the trunk, as they were wearing home-made diapers stuffed with 6 kilos of cocaine!  Yes, they were arrested.

Speaking of drug-sniffing dogs, PUPPY BOWL IX starts Sunday at 3pm on Animal Planet. Set your DVRs.

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Proposal FAIL?

You KNOW you're hardcore when your marriage proposal could send you to jail.

 

 I don’t know if you were caught up in the impromptu freeway closure last Sunday on the 10 in West Covina when hundreds of motorcyclists shut down the freeway so one of them could propose to the woman riding on the back of his bike.

She happily said YES, but the CHP is still pissed - and they said yesterday they are considering filing felony charges against Hector Martinez, who was given full credit on the  above video of the freeway shutdown and proposal.

Wow, and I thought I was taking a risk holding up the WAITER while I proposed.