Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Yes, it's good to be back home after broadcasting live from Beaches Ocho Rios Resort and Golf Club.
However, our plane didn't arrive at LAX until 10:45pm last night...meaning Evelyn and I didn't get to our IE homes until well after 12:30am. THIS MORNING.
So yes, I'm tired as hell. Thank goodness the Dumbasses of the Day were easy to find.
Dumbasses #1 and #2
Hey THUGS: If you're going to carjack someone's Corvette, you might want to learn how to START A CORVETTE.
Let’s go to Oviedo, Florida where the driver of a Corvette had pulled over and turned off the car so he could text his wife when two armed men rolled up on him.
One pulled him OUT of the car at gunpoint, and the other jumped in the driver’s seat.
That’s when the putz behind the wheel starts yelling, “How do you start this damn thing?”
The thug with his gun pointed at the Corvette owner yells back, "It's a stick!"
The Corvette owner then yells, “You have to push down the clutch!"
Thug behind the wheel: “WHAT?! How do you start the damn car?!"
Corvette owner: "You have to push down the clutch!"
Thug behind the wheel: "WTF is a CLUTCH?!"
Needless to say, the carjackers never took the Corvette. And I’d like to thank our Driver Ed programs for NOT teaching a generation of thugs how to drive a stick, and THAT'S why I’m not giving up my 12-year-old Honda Prelude anytime soon. I’m thinking I’m safe from about 80% of the potential carjackers out there.
Here’s a question for you indoor marijuana farmers – if some bad guys storm into your house and steal some marijuana smoking pipes, who should you NOT call to report the crime?
Let’s go to
. . . anyway, an indoor marijuana farmer was victimized earlier this week when armed robbers barged into his home and made off with some hooka pipes.
Rather than let it go like a SMART drug dealer, dude called police to report he had been robbed.
Police came over, saw all the drug paraphernalia, forgot why they were called in the first place, and arrested the 19-year-old robbery victim on drug charges.
Since you don't believe me, here's the link. Seriously, how many times to I have to tell drug dealers that if someone wants to rob you, they CAN! It's OPEN SEASON on you, because you can't call police to say you were robbed unless you want to go to jail!