Hey travellers, I don’t care how cute that puppy is, you probably shouldn’t pet the drug-sniffing dog.  ESPECIALLY is the dog’s vest says DO NOT PET!

DUMBASS of the DAY!

Hey Evelyn, pick a state…let’s go to Miami International Airport, where Evelyn and I were waiting for our connecting flight to Jamaica. 

Now, apparently, Miami is a hub of drug activity, because every 15 minutes or so, a TSA agent would be walking a drug-sniffing black lab through the concourse.  Seriously, it happened so often, I thought I was watching the TSA Dog Show…and I’m 100% positive the woman who told me to remove my Kings had was going to win. 

Anyway, as the dog was sniffing around, one guy who couldn’t resist the cuteness of the dog, started petting him – even though the dog’s vest clearly said DO NOT PET. That’s when the TSA Agent yelled at the guy, “ DON’T PET THE DOG, SIR! IF YOU PET THE DOG AGAIN, YOU COULD BE ARRESTED!”

And as all this was going down, I was saying to myself, “I must be in Florida!”

DUMBASS DISHONORABLE MENTION – goes to the tourist I saw this morning.  As he was greeted by one of the Jamaican employees, the tourist replied with, “ALOHA!”

Wrong island, and wrong country, MORON!