INTERNATIONAL IDIOT
You’ve just crashed your car.
When police ask, "Why?" -What reason should you NOT give?
a) it was because of another driver
b) it was because of an animal
c) it was because the screen on your cell phone is too wide
Let’s go to China, where homeboy was approaching a tunnel when his phone rang.
After unsuccessfully attempting to unlock the phone using one hand, he took both hands off the wheel in order to unlock the phone - which caused him to smash his car into a fence, injuring his passenger.
He told police that he had done this before without incident but that the phone's wide screen is to blame.
DUDE! YOU probably MADE that phone! You've only got yourself to blame for making the screen so wide!
