Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Hey thugs: if you’re wearing an ankle monitor while burglarizing a house, there’s no reason to leave your wallet behind . . .you know, because the cops already know you were there.
Courtesy of Broward County Sheriff's Department
Let’s go to Cooper City, Florida, where Dwight Miller did everything but leave his resume behind following a recent burglary.
He reportedly broke into a house and made off with $12,000 worth of jewelry and electronics…yeah, too bad he dropped his wallet during the burglary.
When police ran his ID, they discovered he was on parole for a previous burglary. So they checked his ankle monitor, and sure enough – he was at the house at the time of the burglary.
Question for Dumbasses: Why do you bring your wallets with you when you commit crimes? Are you worried about getting carded?
Dumbass numero dos
Amigo: if you keep calling 9-1-1 asking for a ride to Mexico, you’ll get a free ride. I just won’t be to Mexico.
Let’s go to Immokalee, Florida, where Alvaro Francisco started calling 9-1-1 Saturday night, asking for a lift to Mexico – not an easy task for the Collier County Sheriff's department, since Mexico's 500 miles away.
Each time, the dispatcher politely reminded Senor Francisco that requesting a ride to Mexico was NOT an emergency call, and he was in fact, abusing the system.
By the TENTH call three hours later, police finally gave him the free ride he was looking for, but to jail. And yes, he DID reek of alcohol, how’d you know?
Hey, I can't hate on that pendejo. If my idea of America was living in Immokalee, Florida, I'd pretty much want a ride out of the country as well!
Video of the Day!
Q: What's better than FANS running onto the field, interrupting a soccer game?
A: When those fans are Golden Retrievers!