Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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DUMBASS of the WEEKEND!
Hey THUGS: If you’re going to rob a Starbucks, you’re only embarrassing yourself and other robbers by accepting a free Caramel Mocchiato
Courtesy o Madison County Jail
Let’s go to Huntsville, Alabama, where dude rolled up to the cashier – wait, I’m so sorry, I meant BARISTA! – homeboy rolled up to the barista, and demanded all the cash in the register.
The barista told him she was unable to open the register (total lie), but asked him "would you like a free coffee?"
"Uh, okay," replied the lame ass.
He took the coffee, and – well, he didn't exactly FLEE the store - it was more like he GINGERLY left the store. He was found in a nearby parking lot drinking his free coffee, and was arrested for robbery.
And since it was a venti-sized coffee, he was charged with a felony!!
I don’t care HOW drunk you are – there’s got to be a better place to sleep it off than under a train platform next to the tracks.
Let’s go to QUEENS, and that’s where a 26-year-old tried to sleep off his buzz by tucking himself under a train platform, where police couldn’t see him.
But I’m sure they HEARD him when the 4:40am train ran over his leg.
Dude is expected to survive, meaning Darwin failed worse than the Patriots.
"What the hell am I doing wrong?"