FRIDAY FAILURE!!
Hey THUGS: If you’re going to steal a flat-screen TV from Wal Mart, you probably shouldn’t ask security to help you load it in your car.
Courtesy of Okalossa County Sheriff's Department
Let’s go to the capital of stupid - FLORIDA – specifically, Murdock, Florida where a 32-year-old man, his 22-year-old GF and their two small kids rolled to a Wal Mart.
Police say the BF went inside, placed a 46-inch flat screen in his shopping cart and bypassed those pesky cashiers and headed for his car.
A security guard followed the guy - and when he got to their car, the woman asked him he could help her BF load the TV!
BTW, the BF was popped on outstanding warrants, and he’s expected to still be in jail just in time for the Big Game.
Local Stuff...
An 84-year-old Jurupa Valleywoman nearly lost her life getting her mail yesterday morning – she was mauled by the two pit bulls that lived across the street from her, near the intersection of Beach and 54th streets. The Press Enterprise reports the dogs were put down – the dog’s owner was cited.
And say what you want about Pit Bulls, at least they wont get behind the wheel of a car and run you over.
Let’s go to Florida, where a 68-year-old man met his demise when he and his wife returned home.
As he got out of his car to open a gate, his Boxer jumped in the front seat, stepped on the accelerator, and ran the guy over.
Are you kidding me? Dog experts point out that, when it comes to driving, Boxers are the most dangerous, followed by Chihuahuas, who can't even see over the dashboard.
