Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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On this special THURSDAY, we are blessed with SEVERAL morons wasting precious oxygen!
The idea of ANY successful break-in is to get what what you want, and GET OUT.
That does NOT mean strip to your chonies, cook some food, grab a remote and watch TV
Let’s go to Salisbury, Maryland, where a guy was coming home from work late one night when he saw someone had turned on the TV inside his house, so he called police.
When OFFICERS arrived, they walked over the bag filled with stolen loot placed by the front door, and later found the burglar had stripped down to his underwear, and was watching TV - all while eating a chicken pot pie that he had cooked in the kitchen.
Dude makes himself at home - and the only food item he steals is CHICKEN POT PIE?! What's WRONG with people?!
Yeah, he was arrested.
If you're going to go on a vandalism spree, and smash a bunch of cars at your local dealership, makes sure you don't leave anything PERSONAL behind.
Let's go to Nacogdoches, Texas, where Forrest Kenneth Randall allegedly went out to a local car dealership to have a little fun in his free time.
He no longer has free time.
According to police reports, Forrest Kenneth Randall smashed out the windows on 20 vehicles on the lot before fleeing.
Later, police knocked on the door to Forrest Kenneth Randall's house.
PoPo: Are you Forrest Kenneth Randall?
Forrest Kenneth Randall: Yes.
PoPo: Is this your wallet?
MORAL: If you're going to go on a crime spree, make sure you don't leave your wallet at the scene of the crime.
If your car breaks down on the freeway, you need to find a way to get it off the freeway.
You do not pop the hood, and start working on it ON THE FREEWAY.
Let’s go to Arizona, where a car broke down on Interstate 17. The female driver go out, popped the hood, and was working on her car in the carpool lane when a truck slammed into her car, which slammed into her.
She was taken to the hospital and should be okay in a couple of days. Physically, that is.
Let me see if I get this straight . . .
...so the most inspirational story of this year's college football season now appears to be a hoax?
Look, I expect fictitious internet girlfriends from linebackers at DEVRY, not Notre Dame.
If you're a stud linebacker for one of the most popular college football teams of ALL-TIME, you should have a GAGGLE of babes at your disposal, not an internet GF. Your GF should be causing TV broadcasters to foam at the mouth . . . not the Geek Squad at Best Buy. You should be able to open the closet door in your dorm room, and be able to say, "Hmmm....who am I gonna have tonight? The blonde? Or the brunette?"