Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
Download to my ONTARIO REIGN GOAL CALL! ringtone
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Hey LADIES: If you’re following your GPS, and you end up on the wrong street, MAYBE you can blame your GPS.
But if you end up in ANOTHER country, you’re an idiot!
Courtesy of GOOGLE MAPS
Let’s go to Belgium, where a 67-year-old woman wanted to pick up her friend at a train station 90 miles north (as shown in the circle on the upper left corner of the map)
After setting her GPS, this idiot started driving SOUTH - and kept driving for TWO days, across THREE countries, finally stopping 900 miles away in Croatia when she could no longer read the street signs . . . you know, since they were now in a foreign language.
It was supposed to be a two hour trip!! She stopped for gas twice, slept in her car one night, and never thought that MAYBE the GPS was wrong? That’s like if you're in Riverside, and you wanna go 90 miles north to Barstow, but instead the GPS sends you 900 miles south to Cabo San Lucas. At which point, you say, "THANK YOU, GPS!!"
In a related story, a woman in Belgium has begun walking 90 miles after waiting two days to be picked up at a train station.
Pregnant Pause . . .
. . . for STUPIDITY
Hey ladies: If you’re 9 months pregnant, you should probably NOT be dancing at the club…because if your water breaks on the dance floor, someone could get shot.
Let’s go to Kansas City - which has the worst football and baseball teams on the planet - but I digress.
Anyway, that’s where a brawl and shooting went down after a pregnant woman hit the dance floor. Apparently, her even going clubbing - let alone shakin' it on the dance floor - led to some rude comments regarding her condition, which then led to several men getting into a fight inside the club.
And THAT brawl led to a shooting in the parking lot, where a 40-year-old was shot while sitting in his car.
Wait, FORTY? What the hell’s HE doing there?!