GPS FAIL!!

Hey LADIES: If you’re following your GPS, and you end up on the wrong street, MAYBE you can blame your GPS.  

 But if you end up in ANOTHER country, you’re an idiot!

 Courtesy of GOOGLE MAPS

Let’s go to Belgium, where a 67-year-old woman wanted to pick up her friend at a train station 90 miles north (as shown in the circle on the upper left corner of the map)

After setting her GPS, this idiot started driving SOUTH  - and kept driving for TWO days, across THREE countries, finally stopping 900 miles away in Croatia when she could no longer read the street signs . . . you know, since they were now in a foreign language.

It was supposed to be a two hour trip!!  She stopped for gas twice, slept in her car one night, and never thought that MAYBE the GPS was wrong?  That’s like if you're in Riverside, and you wanna go 90 miles north to Barstow, but instead the GPS sends you 900 miles south to Cabo San Lucas.  At which point, you say, "THANK YOU, GPS!!"

In a related story, a woman in Belgium has begun walking 90 miles after waiting two days to be picked up at a train station.

Pregnant Pause . . .

 . . . for STUPIDITY

Hey ladies: If you’re 9 months pregnant, you should probably NOT be dancing at the club…because if your water breaks on the dance floor, someone could get shot.

 Let’s go to Kansas City - which has the worst football and baseball teams on the planet - but I digress.  

Anyway, that’s where a brawl and shooting went down after a pregnant woman hit the dance floor. Apparently, her even going clubbing - let alone shakin' it on the dance floor - led to some rude comments regarding her condition, which then led to several men getting into a fight inside the club. 

And THAT brawl led to a shooting in the parking lot, where a 40-year-old was shot while sitting in his car.

 Wait, FORTY?  What the hell’s HE doing there?!