Dumbass of the Day!

Hey MOMS: If you’re gonna rip off several meth users in a drug deal by selling them SALT, don’t deal from your house – because they’ll know where to go for a refund. 

Oh, and hide the blunt after you've called 9-1-1 for help.  

Courtesy of (Put a bag over that)Facebook

Let’s go to Centralia, Washington, where the above 31-year-old woman was able to temporarily scam several meth users by substituting a few cents worth of salt for hundreds of dollars of meth.

Apparently unable to tell the difference between salt and crank, the meth heads didn’t realize they had been scammed until they tried to SMOKE the sodium chloride. 

Several of them went back to the woman’s house and began pounding on her door demanding a refund.  The woman, who became frightened, called 9-1-1 . . . and when police arrived, she was smoking marijuana with her teenaged children.

Feel free to do the math on the 31-year-old blunt-smokin', salt-dealin' mom with teenage children.

She was arrested on the spot, and to quote Centralia police officer Corey Butcher: “It’s hard to put into words the level of intelligence that goes along with this.”

Check out her MySpace page!

 

BASIC IDIOTS

Hey GUYS: If you’re gonna brawl, pick the proper time and place. 

During a BABY SHOWER is neither the time, nor the place.

 

Let’s go to Massachusetts, where three men were busted after things got violent at a baby shower – police say as many as 200 people were throwing down when officers arrived late Saturday night.

The violent men who were arrested were all in their early-20s.  A 14-year-old boy was also popped.

Police believed the brawl began after a group of men crashed the baby shower.  

WHAT?! What kind of pansy-ass men crash a baby shower?!

Moral: You can't spell Massachusetts without U and ASSES

 

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