Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Dumbass of the Day!
Hey MOMS: If you’re gonna rip off several meth users in a drug deal by selling them SALT, don’t deal from your house – because they’ll know where to go for a refund.
Oh, and hide the blunt after you've called 9-1-1 for help.
Courtesy of (Put a bag over that)Facebook
Let’s go to Centralia, Washington, where the above 31-year-old woman was able to temporarily scam several meth users by substituting a few cents worth of salt for hundreds of dollars of meth.
Apparently unable to tell the difference between salt and crank, the meth heads didn’t realize they had been scammed until they tried to SMOKE the sodium chloride.
Several of them went back to the woman’s house and began pounding on her door demanding a refund. The woman, who became frightened, called 9-1-1 . . . and when police arrived, she was smoking marijuana with her teenaged children.
Feel free to do the math on the 31-year-old blunt-smokin', salt-dealin' mom with teenage children.
She was arrested on the spot, and to quote Centralia police officer Corey Butcher: “It’s hard to put into words the level of intelligence that goes along with this.”
Hey GUYS: If you’re gonna brawl, pick the proper time and place.
During a BABY SHOWER is neither the time, nor the place.
Let’s go to
The violent men who were arrested were all in their early-20s. A 14-year-old boy was also popped.
WHAT?! What kind of pansy-ass men crash a baby shower?!
Moral: You can't spell Massachusetts without U and ASSES
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