FULL-FAIL MONDAY!
What a great weekend we just had - if you ignore the freezing temperatures across the IE. We had ALL kinds of fails - including one that involved a fellow 99.1 DJ.
But, of course, what's a Dumbass of the Day without Florida?
Dumbass of the Day!
Ladies: Your boyfriend refuses to give you his government assistance card.
What do you do?
a) Dump him for a guy NOT ON government assistance.
b) Go out and get a part-time job, so you're not dependent on your boyfriend, who's dependent on taxpayers.
c) stab your boyfriend, then use your cat as a shield against a police dog
Courtesy of Orange County Sheriff's Department - and HER ugly parents
Let’s go to Orlando, Florida where the above-pictured 45-year-old woman - yes, WOMAN - LOST it after her live-in BF REFUSED to let her have his government assistance card.
So she grabbed a couple of knives and slashed him across the face and back areas befor threatening to kill the guy.
When police showed up, she grabbed their cat, and threw it in the face of one of the police dogs - the cat grabbed the dog's snout with its claws, knocking the pooch out of commision, and making it help AWWW, HELL NO I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOPR THIS!!
And with THAT police dog getting attacked, the BACKUP police dog went after the woman, bringing her to her knees.
And as you can tell by her mug shot, she looks more manly than Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis…and apparently, more dangerous.
(dis) Honorable Mention
Quick memo: I don't care if you ARE a fellow 99.1 DJ.
You DO NOT call someone to congratulate him or her on their team's playoff victory . . . when there are still 31 seconds left in the game!
Trust me, I DO NOT ENJOY giving my morning show brutha-from-anotha-mutha a Dumbass of the Day (dis)Honorable mention . . . but what he did yesterday is pretty much inexcusable!
Click HERE to HEAR what happened!
Fishing FAIL!!
It's one thing for a man to catch a fish.
But how about when a FISH catches a MAN!!
Workout FAIL!
Dontcha hate it when you're in a bikini, recording a workout video on the beach, and suddenly . . . you're swallowing ocean water?
