Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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What a great weekend we just had - if you ignore the freezing temperatures across the IE. We had ALL kinds of fails - including one that involved a fellow 99.1 DJ.
But, of course, what's a Dumbass of the Day without Florida?
Dumbass of the Day!
Ladies: Your boyfriend refuses to give you his government assistance card.
What do you do?
a) Dump him for a guy NOT ON government assistance.
b) Go out and get a part-time job, so you're not dependent on your boyfriend, who's dependent on taxpayers.
c) stab your boyfriend, then use your cat as a shield against a police dog
Courtesy of Orange County Sheriff's Department - and HER ugly parents
Let’s go to Orlando, Florida where the above-pictured 45-year-old woman - yes, WOMAN - LOST it after her live-in BF REFUSED to let her have his government assistance card.
So she grabbed a couple of knives and slashed him across the face and back areas befor threatening to kill the guy.
When police showed up, she grabbed their cat, and threw it in the face of one of the police dogs - the cat grabbed the dog's snout with its claws, knocking the pooch out of commision, and making it help AWWW, HELL NO I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOPR THIS!!
And with THAT police dog getting attacked, the BACKUP police dog went after the woman, bringing her to her knees.
And as you can tell by her mug shot, she looks more manly than Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis…and apparently, more dangerous.
(dis) Honorable Mention
Quick memo: I don't care if you ARE a fellow 99.1 DJ.
You DO NOT call someone to congratulate him or her on their team's playoff victory . . . when there are still 31 seconds left in the game!
Trust me, I DO NOT ENJOY giving my morning show brutha-from-anotha-mutha a Dumbass of the Day (dis)Honorable mention . . . but what he did yesterday is pretty much inexcusable!
Click HERE to HEAR what happened!
It's one thing for a man to catch a fish.
But how about when a FISH catches a MAN!!
Dontcha hate it when you're in a bikini, recording a workout video on the beach, and suddenly . . . you're swallowing ocean water?