Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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We are BLESSED!!
On this Freezing Friday, it's good to have TWO morons who deserve clownin'!
Hey BANK ROBBERS: If you’re going to rob a bank by using your hand to PRETEND you have a gun, it’s more convincing if you remember to keep your hand in your pocket
Yo, we got a problem over here?!
Let’s go to Modesto, where homeboy walked up to a teller and tried to demand money by pretending he had a gun – except the clerk could tell right away he was only armed with a HAND because he kept his finger and thumb outside his jacket pocket.
The teller politely had the guy wait while she used HER fingers and thumb to call police.
The idiot’s been taken to jail . . . where his cellmate will show him the proper way to hide a thumb and forefinger.
Hey THUGS: If you want to get away from that convenience store burglary, make sure you don’t leave a trail of Cheetos to your hideout.
Courtesy of Kershaw County Detention Center
Let’s go to Kershaw County, South Carolina, where a 19-year-old broke into a convenience store and grabbed the "good stuff" - beer, cigarettes, Slim Jims, and three large bags of Cheetos.
However, since he was in a rush to get out of the store, he didn’t realize he punctured a hole in more than one of the bags.
When police were called out in the morning, they followed the trail of Cheetos from inside the store, to the parking lot . . . and then, ANOTHER trail of Cheetos 2 blocks from the scene of the crime to a house. And that's where officers say they caught the guy orange-handed, with Cheetos all over the living room.
Dude was arrested, which just goes to prove that Cheetos never win.