We are BLESSED!!

On this Freezing Friday, it's good to have TWO morons who deserve clownin'!

DUMBASS #1

Hey BANK ROBBERS: If you’re going to rob a bank by using your hand to PRETEND you have a gun, it’s more convincing if you remember to keep your hand in your pocket

Yo, we got a problem over here?!

Let’s go to Modesto, where homeboy walked up to a teller and tried to demand money by pretending he had a gun – except the clerk could tell right away he was only armed with a HAND because he kept his finger and thumb outside his jacket pocket.

The teller politely had the guy wait while she used HER fingers and thumb to call police.

The idiot’s been taken to jail . . . where his cellmate will show him the proper way to hide a thumb and forefinger.

 

Dumbass #2

Hey THUGS:  If you want to get away from that convenience store burglary, make sure you don’t leave a trail of Cheetos to your hideout.

 

 Courtesy of Kershaw County Detention Center

Let’s go to Kershaw County, South Carolina, where a 19-year-old broke into a convenience store and grabbed the "good stuff" - beer, cigarettes, Slim Jims, and three large bags of Cheetos.  

However, since he was in a rush to get out of the store, he didn’t realize he punctured a hole in more than one of the bags.

When police were called out in the morning, they followed the trail of Cheetos from inside the store, to the parking lot  . . . and then, ANOTHER trail of Cheetos 2 blocks from the scene of the crime to a house. And that's where officers say they caught the guy orange-handed, with Cheetos all over the living room.  

Dude was arrested, which just goes to prove that Cheetos never win.