DUMBASS of the DAY!

Look, I don't care how impressed you are with your indoor marijuana farm.  But if you're going to videotape the growth of your plants, you probably shouldn't post that video on YouTube.

Courtesy of Auburn Police Department

Let’s go to the northern California town of Auburn, where one weed grower (picured above in all of his white-trash glory) was so proud of the growth of his marijuana plants, he HAD to post video of their growth on YouTube, which tells me had been smoking his plants when he came up with this idea.  

He even posted video of him opening his mail to retrieve some epic marijuana seeds – of course, he forgot to blur his address in the video, so police knew where to go to arrest the guy.  

 

Creepy story of the YEAR!

Even if the year is only 10 days old

You know what they say - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS!

Unless a 42-year-old woman plots with her adopted 21-year-old son to kill her husband because they're having an affair!

Courtesy of the Las Vegas Police Department

The above woman - and her adopted 21-year-old son - have both been arrested in a plot to kill her 49-year-old husband . . . not only for financial gain, but because the couple were having an affair and wanted to bump off the old man!!

  Don't believe me?

This story only goes to show that, no matter how screwed up you think YOUR family is, there's another family out there that's even MORE screwed up!

 

FREE PIZZA for a YEAR!!

How can you score free pizza for a YEAR?

Join me today at Johnny Carino's Italian Restaurant in Rancho Cucamonga for the Grand Opening of their Italian-American bar!

I'll be out there from 4-6pm today (rain or shine) with all kinds of free stuff - and the first 100 people to show up will get free pizza for a year!

Carino's is located near the corner of Foothill Blvd and Day Creek Ave!