Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
Download to my ONTARIO REIGN GOAL CALL! ringtone
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DUMBASS of the DAY!
Look, I don't care how impressed you are with your indoor marijuana farm. But if you're going to videotape the growth of your plants, you probably shouldn't post that video on YouTube.
Courtesy of Auburn Police Department
Let’s go to the northern California town of Auburn, where one weed grower (picured above in all of his white-trash glory) was so proud of the growth of his marijuana plants, he HAD to post video of their growth on YouTube, which tells me had been smoking his plants when he came up with this idea.
He even posted video of him opening his mail to retrieve some epic marijuana seeds – of course, he forgot to blur his address in the video, so police knew where to go to arrest the guy.
Creepy story of the YEAR!
Even if the year is only 10 days old
You know what they say - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS!
Unless a 42-year-old woman plots with her adopted 21-year-old son to kill her husband because they're having an affair!
Courtesy of the Las Vegas Police Department
The above woman - and her adopted 21-year-old son - have both been arrested in a plot to kill her 49-year-old husband . . . not only for financial gain, but because the couple were having an affair and wanted to bump off the old man!!
This story only goes to show that, no matter how screwed up you think YOUR family is, there's another family out there that's even MORE screwed up!
FREE PIZZA for a YEAR!!
How can you score free pizza for a YEAR?
Join me today at Johnny Carino's Italian Restaurant in Rancho Cucamonga for the Grand Opening of their Italian-American bar!
I'll be out there from 4-6pm today (rain or shine) with all kinds of free stuff - and the first 100 people to show up will get free pizza for a year!