Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Dumbass of the Day!
Hey Oakland Raider: I know you had a bad season, and I know you just got ticketed for tinted windows.
But if you sign SOMEONE ELSE’s NAME to that ticket, then you just might go to jail.
Courtesy of the NFL and the WEST VALLEY DETENTION CENTER
Let’s go to Decatur, Alabama, where Oakland Raiders linebacker Rolando McClain is currently enjoying his vacation.
Hell, you can argue he and his teammates have been on vacation for months, but I digress.
Anyway, yesterday, he was pulled over for having tinted windows. No biggie, that's happens to everyone, even pro football players.
However, when he was asked to sign the ticket, police say he gave a false name.
Uh oh – THAT’s a crime. He was arrested and taken to jail, where he posted $1,000 bail.
Hey Rolando, I get it. You don’t want anyone to know you play for the Raiders, so you sign a fake name on the ticket . . . yet, even YOU have to admit it takes great stupidity to get jailed over something that started over tinted windows.
(dis) Honorable Mention
Hey DRUG USERS: if you bought $300 dollars worth of crack, and after smoking HALF of it, decide you want to return the drug and get your money back, you probably shouldn’t call the police and ask about a refund policy
Let’s go to Cleveland - which may explain why our hero’s on drugs.
According to the Cleveland Plain Dealer, dude bought $300 dollars worth of the drug, and had smoked HALF of it when he called 9-1-1 with a major case of buyer’s remorse.
He asked the dispatcher what he should do with the rest of the drugs – she told him to stay put, she was sending over the CRACK COCAINE MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE TEAM, which amazingly looked like police officers.
Dude was taken to a psychiatric hospital – because you GOTTA be insane in the brain to think the POLICE are going to give you a cash refund on your crack!