Dumbass of the Day!

Hey Oakland Raider: I know you had a bad season, and I know you just got ticketed for tinted windows.  

But if you sign SOMEONE ELSE’s NAME to that ticket, then you just might go to jail.

Courtesy of the NFL and the WEST VALLEY DETENTION CENTER

Let’s go to Decatur, Alabama, where Oakland Raiders linebacker Rolando McClain is currently enjoying his vacation.

Hell, you can argue he and his teammates have been on vacation for months, but I digress.  

Anyway, yesterday, he was pulled over for having tinted windows. No biggie, that's happens to everyone, even pro football players.

However, when he was asked to sign the ticket, police say he gave a false name.

Uh oh – THAT’s a crime. He was arrested and taken to jail, where he posted $1,000 bail.

Hey Rolando, I get it.  You don’t want anyone to know you play for the Raiders, so you sign a fake name on the ticket . . . yet, even YOU have to admit it takes great stupidity to get jailed over something that started over tinted windows.

(dis) Honorable Mention

Hey DRUG USERS: if you bought $300 dollars worth of crack, and after smoking HALF of it, decide you want to return the drug and get your money back, you probably shouldn’t call the police and ask about a refund policy

Let’s go to Cleveland - which may explain why our hero’s on drugs.

According to the Cleveland Plain Dealer, dude bought $300 dollars worth of the drug, and had smoked HALF of it when he called 9-1-1 with a major case of buyer’s remorse.

He asked the dispatcher what he should do with the rest of the drugs – she told him to stay put, she was sending over the CRACK COCAINE MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE TEAM, which amazingly looked like police officers.

Dude was taken to a psychiatric hospital – because you GOTTA be insane in the brain to think the POLICE are going to give you a cash refund on your crack!