Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Before we collect the daily dose of stupidity caught up in the filter of life, it's time for THE . . .
Most Inappropriate bumper sticker
If you went to Norte Vista - or your daughter went there - can you let me know how accurate that bumper sticker is?
Quick memo, thugs: if you’re gonna rob a fast food restaurant, you should probably pick ANOTHER place to eat if you get hungry later on.
Let’s go to Pontiac, Michigan where one non-thinking moron pulled into the drive thru, placed his order . . . and gave a shock to the employees when he pulled up to window #2.
Apparently, he FORGOT that, just a couple months earlier, he had gone inside and robbed the employees at gunpoint, even using the same car as his getaway vehicle.
Quick thinking employees told him his order "was still being prepared, but could you please park over there?"
He was still waiting when deputies arrested him and took him to jail, where he received a Whopper from his cellmate.
Dumbass #2 -
Since I have a local winner, this moron may actually be reading this . . . so here goes (ahem):
If you’re trying to steal a car, and you can’t get the car to start, you should probably LEAVE, as opposed to . . . falling asleep in the passenger seat
Let’s go to RIVERSIDE, where one of our listeners nominated our Dumbass of the Day with her story:
so at 7am yesterday morning I walk up to my car...press the unlock button on my car alarm...I can hear the car unlock, the lights come on...I get to passenger side to load up the car with my stuff and kids stuff and see a man curled up in a ball sleeping in my car!! Mind you I live in a gated complex...With security on patrol lol...I called the cops in a panic...looks like he hopped to my passenger side after he was unsuccessful in stealing my car...rummaged through my entire car...and then passes out ... Sound asleep in my car....not even my panic alarm woke him up...the cops did however....cuffing him on the ground! who falls asleep while committing a burglary!! bad news...my ignition is all messed up...can't drive it ... Good news we are safe
Seriously, who falls asleep while trying to steal a car?
Now, I've never tried to steal a car, but I gotta think the WORST place to rest and hide from a botched car theft is in the freakin' PASSENGER SEAT.