Before we collect the daily dose of stupidity caught up in the filter of life, it's time for THE . . .
Most Inappropriate bumper sticker
GO NOVI!!
If you went to Norte Vista - or your daughter went there - can you let me know how accurate that bumper sticker is?
Dumbass #1
Quick memo, thugs: if you’re gonna rob a fast food restaurant, you should probably pick ANOTHER place to eat if you get hungry later on.
Let’s go to Pontiac, Michigan where one non-thinking moron pulled into the drive thru, placed his order . . . and gave a shock to the employees when he pulled up to window #2.
Apparently, he FORGOT that, just a couple months earlier, he had gone inside and robbed the employees at gunpoint, even using the same car as his getaway vehicle.
Quick thinking employees told him his order "was still being prepared, but could you please park over there?"
He was still waiting when deputies arrested him and took him to jail, where he received a Whopper from his cellmate.
Dumbass #2 -
RIVERSIDE VERSION!
Since I have a local winner, this moron may actually be reading this . . . so here goes (ahem):
If you’re trying to steal a car, and you can’t get the car to start, you should probably LEAVE, as opposed to . . . falling asleep in the passenger seat
Let’s go to RIVERSIDE, where one of our listeners nominated our Dumbass of the Day with her story:
so at 7am yesterday morning I walk up to my car...press the unlock button on my car alarm...I can hear the car unlock, the lights come on...I get to passenger side to load up the car with my stuff and kids stuff and see a man curled up in a ball sleeping in my car!! Mind you I live in a gated complex...With security on patrol lol...I called the cops in a panic...looks like he hopped to my passenger side after he was unsuccessful in stealing my car...rummaged through my entire car...and then passes out ... Sound asleep in my car....not even my panic alarm woke him up...the cops did however....cuffing him on the ground! who falls asleep while committing a burglary!! bad news...my ignition is all messed up...can't drive it ... Good news we are safe
Seriously, who falls asleep while trying to steal a car?
Now, I've never tried to steal a car, but I gotta think the WORST place to rest and hide from a botched car theft is in the freakin' PASSENGER SEAT.
