FRIDAY FAILS!

Hey THUGS: If you're going to be a BIG BOY and rob a convenience store, you probably shouldn't call your mom and ask for a ride home.

Courtesy of Okaloosa County Sheriff's Department

Let’s go to Niceville, Florida where the above pictured 22-year-old mama’s boy went to the THUMBS UP convience store, and – pretending he had a gun, demanded all the money in the cash register.  The clerk, however, gave him a THUMBS DOWN - and showed him there was NO MONEY in the cash register.

So our hero walked across the street to a pay phone, where he called his mom and asked her for a ride home.

Of course he was arrested.

 

DUMBASS of the WEEK

The picture below from the Outback Bowl says it all.

 

Sign the End is NEAR

How pissed would you be if your 6-year-old was suspended from school for pointing his finger at a classmate and saying POW!

Yes, that seriously happened in Maryland to a 1st grader, who was suspended for a day for pretending his finger was a gun.  

Well, his parents certainly aren’t pretending to be pissed – they’re suing the school and the district in an effort to get that lame-ass suspension removed from his school record.  

Meanwhile, the NFA – the National Finger Association – says schools will be safer if they hire guards with more fingers.