Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Hey THUGS: If you're going to be a BIG BOY and rob a convenience store, you probably shouldn't call your mom and ask for a ride home.
Courtesy of Okaloosa County Sheriff's Department
Let’s go to Niceville, Florida where the above pictured 22-year-old mama’s boy went to the THUMBS UP convience store, and – pretending he had a gun, demanded all the money in the cash register. The clerk, however, gave him a THUMBS DOWN - and showed him there was NO MONEY in the cash register.
So our hero walked across the street to a pay phone, where he called his mom and asked her for a ride home.
Of course he was arrested.
DUMBASS of the WEEK
The picture below from the Outback Bowl says it all.
Sign the End is NEAR
How pissed would you be if your 6-year-old was suspended from school for pointing his finger at a classmate and saying POW!
Yes, that seriously happened in Maryland to a 1st grader, who was suspended for a day for pretending his finger was a gun.
Well, his parents certainly aren’t pretending to be pissed – they’re suing the school and the district in an effort to get that lame-ass suspension removed from his school record.
Meanwhile, the NFA – the National Finger Association – says schools will be safer if they hire guards with more fingers.