Welcome back!
So, after a two-week vacation, it's good to get back in the flow of things, clowning the morons of society.
Like the woman who tried to buy iPads with food stamps.
Dumbass of the Day!
Let’s go to
I understand that’s not allowed since IiPads are PROBABLY considered luxury items…well, at least TWO of them are. Especially in Kentucky...
Anyway, where homechick’s attempted purchase was DENIED, she reacted in a reasonable, rational way – she simply grabbed the iPads, assaulted a clerk, and ran outta there before she was arrested.
Yes, this DID happen at Wal Mart, how’d you know?
(dis) Honorable Mention
Okay, you've got 110 marijuana plants growing in your spare bedroom - which may explain why home invasion robbers rolled to your home and took some cash.
What do you do?
a) take the robbery as the cost of growing and selling marijuana from your home
b) move to another neighborhood
c) call the police to report the robbery
Let’s go to Palm Coast, Florida where robbers barged into the home of a 54-year-old a little before 4am, where they made off with some cash.
Instinctively, our victim called the police to report the robbery. That was a BAD move.
When officers arrived, they noticed the house smelled a lot like the parking lot at the Smokeout Tour, so they asked if they could look around.
SURE, he said. ANOTHER bad move. BecauseAnd that’s when they found $110,000 worth of marijuana plants growing in a side bedroom. So of course, the victim was arrested on drug charges.
Thank you, Florida, for starting off 2013 with a (stupid) BANG!
