Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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DUMBASS of the DAY!
Hey GUYS: If the phone rings, don't answer the IRON.
Let’s go to
You see, he was helping his wife with the housework when the phone rang.
Unfortunately, he didn’t pick up the phone – he picked up the IRON - and burned the right side of his face.
Adding insult to injury, the injured buffoon slammed his head into the bathroom wall while rushing to pour cold water on his face.
Dude should be DAMN happy whoever was calling didn’t call back!!
Hey LADIES – if you’re getting worker’s comp for that busted ankle, and the jury sees video of you running in high heels to greet your BF at a public park before engaging in the type of love making that might be difficult with a bad ankle, you’re probably going to jail.
Courtesy of the San Mateo County Sheriff's Department - and two ugly parents.
Let’s go up north to
Well, someone tipped off authorities that she was lying.
So a private investigator followed her – and got video of her throwing her crutches into a car and running in high heels to meet her BF at a public park before engaging in a sex act, which the jury saw.
As if THAT wasn’t embarrassing enough, doctors testified that the act they were doing could not have been done with a bad ankle.
Hmmm....yeah, just like you, I'm coming up with various positions that would be damn near impossible with an injured ankle...
Anyway, she got sentencted to 9 months in jail - and had the nerve to talk to a newspaper reporter who asked her about her "miraculous recovery" from a bad ankle.
Her response? "I guess love just helps one get over injuries."