MOMMY FAIL!

Hey MOMS: If your 5-year-old tells deputies, "Mommy is not here, I watching my sisters. Can you watch us now?" - you just might go to jail.

Courtesy of Osceola Sheriff's Department

Let’s go to Kissimmee, Florida, where neighbors called deputies after hearing the constant screaming of little kids from one of the apartments.  

Deputies knocked on their door, where a 5-year-old boy opened the door and told deputies that MOMMY NOT HERE, I WATCHING MY SISTERS, CAN YOU WATCH NOW? 

The kids, 5, 3 and 2 were home alone, so deputies hung out with the kids.  When the 23-year-old mom returned 90 minutes later, she explained she was shopping, then got her nails done and her hair did…then offered the WORST defense ever for leaving children that young alone.

She told deputies her 5-year-old was mature enough to watch his younger sisters.  

Hell, I'M not even mature enough to watch a 3 and a 2-year-old!

She was taken to jail, and the children were taken into custody.

 

WTF?!

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