Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Dumbass of the Day!
Quick memo, THUGS: When selecting a house to burglarize, don’t pick the one who’s owner is specially trained in boxing and kick-boxing.
Things may not turn out well for you.
Courtesy of KFOR-TV, Oklahoma City
Let’s go to Oklahoma City, where a homeowner heard some sounds coming from his garage, and when he went to investigate, he found himself staring at a 19-year-old.
The suspect, who was apparently burglarizing the place, didn’t take too kindly that the homeowner interrupted his burglary. So he threw a punch at the homeowner.
That was a bad move, as the homeowner – trained in boxing and kick-boxing - beat the crap out of this burglar. And when dude was arrested, he had two black eyes and needed stitches to his lip, and YES, looked even worse than Manny Pacquiao.
Worst defense EVER
Hey guys: If you can’t find a babysitter, perhaps you shouldn’t bring your children to the bar with you.
And NO, that doesn’t mean you should leave them outside in your truck with the engine running!
Let’s go to Broken Arrow, Oklahoma (which is not to be confused with Broken DREAMS, Oklahoma) and that’s where someone called police after noticing two kids, ages 2 and 5 months, inside a truck with the engine running and the doors locked.
Police went inside the bar and found their 31-year-old dad, who came up with the lamest defense EVER offered. He told officers "SOMEONE ELSE must have put those kids in his truck."
YES, he WAS drunk, and YES, he was arrested.
And since this is Oklahoma: YES, he was carrying a loaded gun, and YES, he did have to proper permits to carry a concealed weapon.
It’s a good thing no one got into an argument with him over proper child care.
So, what happens the day AFTER my Cincinnati Bengals blow a 9-point, 4th-quarter lead to the Dallas Cowboys, and lose on a last-second field goal, 20-19??
I have to wear 5 Cent's Cowboy jersey. Never have I been more humiliated - and I'm a BENGALS fan!
Seriously, look at me! I look like WHITE TRASH! "Where's my carton of smokes?"