Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Dumbass of the Day!
Hey THUGS – if you’re burglarizing a house, and YOU’RE the one who calls 9-1-1, you’re doing it wrong.
Let’s go to
The burglar left the house, but the homeowner followed him to the driveway, and pointed a handgun at the burglar while the homeowner’s son aimed a RIFLE at the guy.
And that's when the burglar called 9-1-1 to report two men were pointing guns at him.
Dispatchers then got another 9-1-1 call from a man saying he and his son had guns pointed at a burglar.
Basically, they were both on the phone with 9-1-1 dispatchers at the same time. Yes, dude was arrested, and his mug shot is now a treasured memory of stupidity.
What are the odds . . .
. . .that the guy below is a dumbass?
Quick memo, THUGS: if you’re gonna give the PoPo a fake name AND a fake birthday, make sure that THAT guy isn’t also wanted by the police.
Let’s go to Massachusetts, where an appeals court has upheld the conviction of true loser on several charges.
You see, he was original pulled over for a seat belt violation, and he didn’t have his driver’s license with him.
When he was asked for his name, he made up a name: DANIEL ATKINS. He even gave a fake birthday for this fake name.
How was he supposed to know that a guy named DANIEL ATKINS had a warrant out for his arrest, and was about the same age as the guy who had been pulled over?!
What are the odds? He was arrested on the spot, and was sentenced to four years in jail!!
Meanwhile, the real Daniel Atkins is laughing his ass off, reading this blog!
Judge to deadbeat dad:
NO SEX FOR YOU!
Courtesy of Wisconsin Circuit Court
Let’s go to Wisonsin, where the above-pictured sperm-donor, 44-year-old Corey Curtis, has fathered 9 kids with 6 different women.
And, apparently, he has trouble paying child support. Like $100,000 worth of child support.
So the judge hearing his case told him to stop making babies - and if he has another one before he starts pays off that child support bill, he’s going straight to jail.
DAMN! Do you know how much jail overcrowding we’d have in the IE if judges made similar rulings out here?
And have you heard about America's WORST deadbeat dad??