Dumbass of the Day!
Hey THUGS – if you’re burglarizing a house, and YOU’RE the one who calls 9-1-1, you’re doing it wrong.
Let’s go to
The burglar left the house, but the homeowner followed him to the driveway, and pointed a handgun at the burglar while the homeowner’s son aimed a RIFLE at the guy.
And that's when the burglar called 9-1-1 to report two men were pointing guns at him.
Dispatchers then got another 9-1-1 call from a man saying he and his son had guns pointed at a burglar.
Basically, they were both on the phone with 9-1-1 dispatchers at the same time. Yes, dude was arrested, and his mug shot is now a treasured memory of stupidity.
What are the odds . . .
. . .that the guy below is a dumbass?
Quick memo, THUGS: if you’re gonna give the PoPo a fake name AND a fake birthday, make sure that THAT guy isn’t also wanted by the police.
Let’s go to Massachusetts, where an appeals court has upheld the conviction of true loser on several charges.
You see, he was original pulled over for a seat belt violation, and he didn’t have his driver’s license with him.
When he was asked for his name, he made up a name: DANIEL ATKINS. He even gave a fake birthday for this fake name.
How was he supposed to know that a guy named DANIEL ATKINS had a warrant out for his arrest, and was about the same age as the guy who had been pulled over?!
What are the odds? He was arrested on the spot, and was sentenced to four years in jail!!
Meanwhile, the real Daniel Atkins is laughing his ass off, reading this blog!
Judge to deadbeat dad:
NO SEX FOR YOU!
Courtesy of Wisconsin Circuit Court
Let’s go to Wisonsin, where the above-pictured sperm-donor, 44-year-old Corey Curtis, has fathered 9 kids with 6 different women.
And, apparently, he has trouble paying child support. Like $100,000 worth of child support.
So the judge hearing his case told him to stop making babies - and if he has another one before he starts pays off that child support bill, he’s going straight to jail.
DAMN! Do you know how much jail overcrowding we’d have in the IE if judges made similar rulings out here?
And have you heard about America's WORST deadbeat dad??
