Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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DUMBASS of the DAY!
Hey guys, if a PROSTITUTE gives you bad customer service, who should you NOT call with your complaint?
Courtesy of Old Orchard Beach PD
Let’s go to
Yeah, she cut HIM short...
So he reportedly called police to complain that he didn’t get his money’s worth.
Now, since the police force in Old Orchard Beach, Maine is completely bored, they investigated his complaint – and arrested him and TWO other prostitutes.
And DURING the investigation, they discovered the guy is listed on national escort databases as a difficult customer!!
D'OH!! I can't imagine what's more awkward - having your photo published in the local newspaper, so now everyone knows you have to pay for sex . . . or the local newspaper publishing your ADDRESS . . . or the fact prostitutes around the country know you're a douch-nozzle.
GUYS: Your GF is going to work, and she put you in charge of her 10-month-old son.
But you wanna go clubbin!!
Who do you get as a last-second babysitter?
A) Your niece
B) Your neighbor
C) Your pit bull
Courtesy of Palm Beach Cuonty Sheriff's Department
Let’s go to Palm Coast, Florida where a woman was going to work and left her BF in charge of her 10-month-old son…and she became irate when she returned home from work at the same time he returned from the bar.
So who's watching the baby?
They quickly got into an argument, as she accused him of leaving her son alone – he replied the BABY wasn’t alone because the pit bull was watching him.
No, not THAT Pitbull
Apparently, hiring a pit bull to watch a 10-month-old was a bad idea, because the GF called police, and the BF was arrested.
BTW, when the GF went into the house, the pit bull was obediently sitting in front of a closed bedroom door, and the crying baby was on the other side.
See? Guys are probably saying, "Everything worked out! The baby was safe - the pit bull did his job!"
You know, one of the perks of having a pit bull baby sitter is that you don’t have to stock the refrigerator, and pit bull babysitters don’t bitch if you don’t WiFi