Dumbass #1

Ladies, I don't care how bad the sex was - you shouldn't call the police to report 'the crime.'

Courtesy of Montgomery County Sheriff's Department

Let’s go to Clarksville, Tenessee, where the above-pictured 20-year-old woman has been arrested after she admitting to filing a bogus rape report following a date she had with a guy she met on MEETME.com.  

According to NewsChannel5, after dinner, the two went back to a hotel together. 

Following the Mattress Mambo, she called police and filed a rape charge on the guy.  She was arrested a week later when she admitted the sex was bad, and she didn’t enjoy it.

Judging by her mug shot, you can see for yourself how lucky she was someone even offered to take her back to the hotel.  And that’s how she rewards dude’s act of charity?! With a bogus rape charge?

Dumbass #2

Okay, this chick just might be the STUPIDEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.

Quick memo, teenage thugs: After stealing a car and robbing a bank, you probably shouldn’t post a  YouTube video bragging that you stole a car and robbed a bank.

Courtesy of Facebook

Let's go to York, Nebraska, where a 19-year-old apparently got away with stealing a car and robbing a bank.

But now she's in jail - because she's a dumbass.  

And it's all because of a Youtube video that she uploaded, titled CHICK BANK ROBBER – CHICK BANK ROBBER?? – in which she's holding up handwritten signs saying she's having the “best day of her life” because she stole a Pontiac Grand Am and walked away with more than $6,000 when she robbed a bank.

She also holds up car keys, saying, “My new car is shiny. Of course I took the plates off already.”

She then holds up a bundle of cash, fanning herself with the money before claiming she’s a victim of the government because the state took custody of her baby.

Don't believe me? Check it out below

BTW, she also puffs of a pipe in the video as she holds up a bag of weed. And NO, I can’t imagine why the state took her kid, but I can imagine why it didn’t take long for her to be arrested.