Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Ladies, I don't care how bad the sex was - you shouldn't call the police to report 'the crime.'
Courtesy of Montgomery County Sheriff's Department
Let’s go to Clarksville, Tenessee, where the above-pictured 20-year-old woman has been arrested after she admitting to filing a bogus rape report following a date she had with a guy she met on MEETME.com.
According to NewsChannel5, after dinner, the two went back to a hotel together.
Following the Mattress Mambo, she called police and filed a rape charge on the guy. She was arrested a week later when she admitted the sex was bad, and she didn’t enjoy it.
Judging by her mug shot, you can see for yourself how lucky she was someone even offered to take her back to the hotel. And that’s how she rewards dude’s act of charity?! With a bogus rape charge?
Okay, this chick just might be the STUPIDEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
Quick memo, teenage thugs: After stealing a car and robbing a bank, you probably shouldn’t post a YouTube video bragging that you stole a car and robbed a bank.
Courtesy of Facebook
Let's go to York, Nebraska, where a 19-year-old apparently got away with stealing a car and robbing a bank.
But now she's in jail - because she's a dumbass.
And it's all because of a Youtube video that she uploaded, titled CHICK BANK ROBBER – CHICK BANK ROBBER?? – in which she's holding up handwritten signs saying she's having the “best day of her life” because she stole a Pontiac Grand Am and walked away with more than $6,000 when she robbed a bank.
She also holds up car keys, saying, “My new car is shiny. Of course I took the plates off already.”
She then holds up a bundle of cash, fanning herself with the money before claiming she’s a victim of the government because the state took custody of her baby.
Don't believe me? Check it out below
BTW, she also puffs of a pipe in the video as she holds up a bag of weed. And NO, I can’t imagine why the state took her kid, but I can imagine why it didn’t take long for her to be arrested.