Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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DUMBASS of the DAY!
Quick memo: If you’ve used your mom's stolen credit card to buy some smokes, you probably shouldn’t use it again at the same store when officers are there taking a report.
Courtesy of Stark County Sheriff's Department
Let’s go to
Don't ask me about what kind of financial moron uses a CREDIT CARD to buy cigarettes, okay?
Anyway, officers went to the store and were taking the report when homeboy rolled in, and tried to use that stolen credit card AGAIN.
According to the Alliance-Review, one of the officers wrote in his report that the suspect - QUOTE - "attempted to use the credit card again while I was standing next to him."
ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME?! As if pilfering your mom's credit card isn't WHACK - and stupidly buying cigarettes isn't more WHACK, ignoring that police officer when you pull out that stolen credit card is definitely MOST WHACK.
And, as you can see by dude's mug shot, there’s no doubt in my mind he’s guilty.
And there’s ALSO doubt in my mind his mom regrets not being on the pill 28 years ago.
WHO DEY!! The scene as my BENGALS are beating the CHARGERS in SAN DIEGO!
So yesterday, Jesse Duran and I went to the CINCINNATI BENGALS-SAN DIEGO CHARGERS game in San Diego, where my BENGALS won, 20-13.
Here's me, Peggy Lewis (the wife of Bengals' head coach Marvin Lewis), and Jesse
That didn't stop a random Charger fan from running some smack, even though the Chargers just lost, haven't won any Super Bowls, and have a worse record than my Bengals.
What kind of smack could he possibly run?
He looked at us Bengal fans, and - assuming we were all from Cincinnati - said, "You guys should go back home to your crappy weather instead of coming down here to the best weather in the country. Your weather SUCKS!"
So I replied, "Dude, REALLY? You're running WEATHER smack? You live in SAN DIEGO! Your most talented athlete is a KILLER WHALE!"
He sauntered off with his head down, not knowing his city of San Diego had just been clowned by someone from Riverside.
As for the weather, it was GREAT! Gorgeous blue skies for the game!