DUMBASS of the DAY!

Quick memo: If you’ve used your mom's stolen credit card to buy some smokes, you probably shouldn’t use it again at the same store when officers are there taking a report.

Courtesy of Stark County Sheriff's Department

Let’s go to Stark County, Ohio, where a 60-year-old woman called police to report her 27-year-old son (pictured above) had stolen her credit card and used it to buy a carton of cigarettes.  

Don't ask me about what kind of financial moron uses a CREDIT CARD to buy cigarettes, okay?

Anyway, officers went to the store and were taking the report when homeboy rolled in, and tried to use that stolen credit card AGAIN.  

According to the Alliance-Review, one of the officers wrote in his report that the suspect - QUOTE - "attempted to use the credit card again while I was standing next to him."  

ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME?! As if pilfering your mom's credit card isn't WHACK - and stupidly buying cigarettes isn't more WHACK, ignoring that police officer when you pull out that stolen credit card is definitely MOST WHACK.

And, as you can see by dude's mug shot, there’s no doubt in my mind he’s guilty.

And there’s ALSO doubt in my mind his mom regrets not being on the pill 28 years ago.

(dis)Honorable Mention

WHO DEY!!  The scene as my BENGALS are beating the CHARGERS in SAN DIEGO!

So yesterday, Jesse Duran and I went to the CINCINNATI BENGALS-SAN DIEGO CHARGERS game in San Diego, where my BENGALS won, 20-13.

Here's me, Peggy Lewis (the wife of Bengals' head coach Marvin Lewis), and Jesse

That didn't stop a random Charger fan from running some smack, even though the Chargers just lost, haven't won any Super Bowls, and have a worse record than my Bengals.

What kind of smack could he possibly run?

He looked at us Bengal fans, and - assuming we were all from Cincinnati - said, "You guys should go back home to your crappy weather instead of coming down here to the best weather in the country.  Your weather SUCKS!"

Seriously?

So I replied, "Dude, REALLY?  You're running WEATHER smack?  You live in SAN DIEGO!  Your most talented athlete is a KILLER WHALE!"

He sauntered off with his head down, not knowing his city of San Diego had just been clowned by someone from Riverside.

As for the weather, it was GREAT!  Gorgeous blue skies for the game!

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