"Substantial penalty for early withdrawl"

Love comes and goes - but what happens when it comes too soon?

 

Courtesy of Manatee County Sheriff's Department

And one of the most unusual domestic disputes in couples' history sent a BF to the hospital, and landed the GF in jail. 

Let's go to Bradenton, Florida where the above couple (a 30-year-old man and his 24-year-old woman) was rockin’ the sheets when he reached satisfaction, preventing her from the SAME opportunity! 

And she wasn’t about to THAT lying down! 

Actually, she DID, but that’s not important right now. 

The woman became IRATE with her selfish lover, and slapped him with a substantial penalty for early withdrawl, severely scratching the guy’s face, and damaging his eye in the process.

She was arrested for domestic battery, which is quite ironic, since - in the future - she’ll probably need a domestic battery to get what she wants.

 

Dumbass of the Day!

You're a grown man, and you've decided to kill a large spider that's on your bathroom wall.

What do you use to kill the spider?

a) can of RAID

b) rolled up magazine

c) brass knuckles

Gee, what could go wrong?

I mean, BESIDES putting a hole in the wall and catching it all on video...and then calling out for your mommy.