Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Here’s a quick memo while you're enjoying nature – never, ever approach a horse from behind. EVER.
FAILING THAT, do not ever say to a friend, “Hold my beer. Watch this.”
Let’s go to Cheyenne, Wyoming - where a college buddy of mine lives, and sent me this juicy story of stupid!
Two friends were hanging out in some nearby stables, when one of them - who has probably never been around horses - thought it would be a good idea to surprise one of the animals by sneaking up behind it, and spanking it.
After asking his friend to hold his beer, he approached the animal from behind, and smacked the beast with an open palm.
When he REGAINED consciousness, he was in the hospital with a broken cheek and missing teeth.
And as nurses had to tell his visitors, "No, he’s not an Indianapolis Colts fan - that horseshoe indentation across his face if from when he got kicked."
My God! Who doesn't already know the first rule of NORCO? DO NOT APPROACH A HORSE FROM BEHIND. That dolt is lucky to still be alive meaning Darwin is a little miffed this morning.