Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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You know what they say . . .
...INSTANT DUMBASS, just add ALCOHOL!
What's the WORST way to fail a sobriety test?
a) stumble while walking a straight line
b) bump into the officer
c) vomit on the officer
Let’s go to Vero Beach, Florida, where a 24-year-old woman was pulled over for weaving.
She then got nailed for HEAVING, when she failed her sobriety test in the worst way imaginable. For the officer!
He ordered the woman to walk in a straight line. However, the woman stumbled toward the officer, then RALPHED all over the guy, giving him the aroma of Goldschlager and stomach acid - which is still a slight upgrade from Old Spice.
Of COURSE she was arrested on the spot.
Quick memo: If your drunk friend asks you to pick him up from the police station – and you’re FADED – you should probably tell him you can’t.
Let’s go to
Except HE was pulled over for SPEEDING through the police station parking lot! Adding inslut to stupidity, he failed a sobriety test right there in the parking lot, and was busted for DUI.
Eventually, the OTHER guy was able to find a sober friend to pick him up; while the guy who went to pick him up took his place in jail.
Got all that?