Dumbass of the Weekend!

Quick memo: If you live in a state where it’s illegal to annoy, molest, or bother a certain sea creature, you probably shouldn’t have your picture taken while RIDING said creature.

And you sure as hell don’t wanna post that on your Facebook page!

 Courtesy of Pinellas County Sheriff's Department

Let’s go to Florida!

In fact, let’s go to St. Petersburg, Florida,  where, in September, deputies got a couple of calls regarding a woman who was riding on the back of a manatee, which is a protected sea creature. 

By the way, the sea creature is pictured on the RIGHT. 

Then the woman, a 53-year-old, posted photos of her riding the manatee on her Facebook page. 

Following intense media coverage, she turned herself in to police last month, saying she didn’t know it was illegal to touch manatees, much less ride one, and the reason she didn’t know was because she’s not from the area, she was just visiting, she’s a tourist. 

Well, this past weekend, the police arrested her at mall job IN St Petersburg.  Because that’s something tourists do – they pick up jobs.

Thanksgiving TURKEY Award

"Could you please pass the beatdown?"

And how was YOUR Thanksgiving?  Did you assault anybody with a turkey?

That was the case in Kansas where one family’s Thanksgiving dinner turned FOUL.

It started innocently enough – a 23-year-old man was bailed out of jail Thanksgiving morning so he could be with family that night.  

Well, during the meal, one of the relatives made a comment about the JAIL BIRD sitting at the table along with the TRADITIONAL BIRD…and that’s when the feathers began to fly!

The suspect reportedly picked up the traditional bird and bashed the relative in the face with it.  

Police were called out, and re-arrested the 23-year-old.

While I agree there's no better time to throw a zinger than during the Thanksgiving meal, you gotta be careful when poking fun at relatives who just got out of jail.  Of course, with MY family, the jailed relative would never have been bailed out in the first place.  Who needs that kind of drama at the dinner table?

How big is HS football in the HD?

TOM HANKS shows up!!

The MAJOR celebrity was watching his nephew's high school team get smoked by Excelsior Charter High School at Victor Valley College Saturday night, 69-26.

Much thanks to Excelsior grad Courtney Sillings for the photo, which of course, she tweeted!

And, according to the Daily Press, Hanks was a VERY COOL dude, signing autographs until the stadium lights were turned off!

Then he went to the In-N-Out on Main Street, and posed for more pictures, and signed more autographs!

As you can see, Hanks was more than dressed for the frigid arctic winds that often blow across the High Desert.