Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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If there's ONE thing I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving, it's the high number of Dumbasses out there who continue to keep me busy!
Dumbass of the Day!
Quick memo: If you’re going rob a bank, you might be more successful if you DON’T stand in line.
Oh, and leave your Thanksgiving turkey in the car.
Let’s go to
When dude got to the front of the line, he set the turkey on the counter, and handed over a robbery note. When he got outside the bank, police were waiting for him…and the bank-robbing turkey was taken to jail, where the stuffing is served forcefully.
When asked why he brought a turkey inside the bank, the suspect said he didn’t want to risk having it stolen by leaving it in his car!
Hahaha! Thanks for Silvia Gutierrez, a devoted 99.1 listener who's stuck in Georgia and listens to us on iHeartRadio.com for the 4-1-1 on this epic dumbass!
(dis) Honorable Mention
Hey ladies: I don’t care if you’re pregnant and are in need of immediate cash. You shouldn’t rob your mom of her $40,000 engagement ring.
And wearing a mask over your face isn’t going to help you.
Courtesy of Chicago Police Department
Let’s go to Chicago, where the above-pictured 36-year-old pregnant woman has been charged with using a stun gun on her own mom 15 times before robbing her mom of her $40,000 engagement ring!
The daughter was wearing a mask during the robbery to help conceal her identity – and she might have gotten away with it, if SHE DIDN’T SPEAK!
Once she opened her piehole, her mom recognized her, but the robbery continued.
Aside from the ring, the daughter took $200 in cash and credit cards – she’s now spending Thanksgiving in a women’s jail, where the guards often help themselves to extra pie.
Holiday food warning for
If you are a fellow dog lover and owner - and you don't want your fur babies to get sick this holiday season, check out TEN FOODS your pups SHOULD NOT EAT!! link
You can join me FRIDAY MORNING from MIDNIGHT to 2AM at the Inland Center Mall!!
I'll be whipping the shoppers into a frenzy!!
**ALERT** The FIRST person who gives me a Red Bull will get a free CD!!