If there's ONE thing I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving, it's the high number of Dumbasses out there who continue to keep me busy!
Thanks, morons!
Dumbass of the Day!
Quick memo: If you’re going rob a bank, you might be more successful if you DON’T stand in line.
Oh, and leave your Thanksgiving turkey in the car.
Let’s go to
When dude got to the front of the line, he set the turkey on the counter, and handed over a robbery note. When he got outside the bank, police were waiting for him…and the bank-robbing turkey was taken to jail, where the stuffing is served forcefully.
When asked why he brought a turkey inside the bank, the suspect said he didn’t want to risk having it stolen by leaving it in his car!
Hahaha! Thanks for Silvia Gutierrez, a devoted 99.1 listener who's stuck in Georgia and listens to us on iHeartRadio.com for the 4-1-1 on this epic dumbass!
(dis) Honorable Mention
Hey ladies: I don’t care if you’re pregnant and are in need of immediate cash. You shouldn’t rob your mom of her $40,000 engagement ring.
And wearing a mask over your face isn’t going to help you.
Courtesy of Chicago Police Department
Let’s go to Chicago, where the above-pictured 36-year-old pregnant woman has been charged with using a stun gun on her own mom 15 times before robbing her mom of her $40,000 engagement ring!
The daughter was wearing a mask during the robbery to help conceal her identity – and she might have gotten away with it, if SHE DIDN’T SPEAK!
Once she opened her piehole, her mom recognized her, but the robbery continued.
Aside from the ring, the daughter took $200 in cash and credit cards – she’s now spending Thanksgiving in a women’s jail, where the guards often help themselves to extra pie.
Holiday food warning for
DOG OWNERS!
If you are a fellow dog lover and owner - and you don't want your fur babies to get sick this holiday season, check out TEN FOODS your pups SHOULD NOT EAT!! link
Black Friday
MIDNIGHT MADNESS!!
You can join me FRIDAY MORNING from MIDNIGHT to 2AM at the Inland Center Mall!!
I'll be whipping the shoppers into a frenzy!!
**ALERT** The FIRST person who gives me a Red Bull will get a free CD!!
